Here you will find great collection of funny, silly and corny bird jokes for kids of all ages, teens and adults who do not want to grow up. This funny collection of friendly and good jokes, riddles and puns about bird are clean and safe for children of all ages. Kids will laugh out loud when they hear these jokes about bird! LoL!
Owls go who?
What animal needs to wear a wig?Answer: A bald eagle!
What creature is smarter than a talking parrot?Answer: A spelling bee.
What did the sea say to the penguin?Answer: Nothing, it just waved.
What did the tree say to the woodpecker?Answer: Leaf me alone.
What do bees use for bird watching?Answer: Bee-noculars
What do owls say to declare their love?Answer: Owl be yours!
What do you call a cold penguin?Answer: A Brrr-d.
What do you call a hen who counts her eggs?Answer: A mathemachicken!
What do you call two birds in love?Answer: Tweethearts
What do you get when you cross a parrot and a centipede?Answer: A walkie-talkie!
What does a bird say at Halloween?Answer: Twick or tweet.
What is a golfer’s favorite bird?Answer: Any birdie will do.
What is Aquamans favorite bird?Answer: Sea-gulls.
What is invisible and smells of worms?Answer: A bird’s fart.
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