Here you will find great collection of funny, silly and corny bird jokes for kids of all ages, teens and adults who do not want to grow up. This funny collection of friendly and good jokes, riddles and puns about bird are clean and safe for children of all ages. Kids will laugh out loud when they hear these jokes about bird! LoL!
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Owls go.
Owls go who?
That's right!
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Who who who who who
Are you an owl?
What animal needs to wear a wig?Answer: A bald eagle!
What creature is smarter than a talking parrot?Answer: A spelling bee.
What did the sea say to the penguin?Answer: Nothing, it just waved.
What did the tree say to the woodpecker?Answer: Leaf me alone.
What do bees use for bird watching?Answer: Bee-noculars
What do owls say to declare their love?Answer: Owl be yours!
What do you call a cold penguin?Answer: A Brrr-d.
What do you call a hen who counts her eggs?Answer: A mathemachicken!
What do you call two birds in love?Answer: Tweethearts
What do you get when you cross a parrot and a centipede?Answer: A walkie-talkie!
What does a bird say at Halloween?Answer: Twick or tweet.
What is a golfer’s favorite bird?Answer: Any birdie will do.
What is Aquamans favorite bird?Answer: Sea-gulls.
What is invisible and smells of worms?Answer: A bird’s fart.
What's orange and sounds like a parrot?Answer: A carrot
What's the difference between a fly and a bird?Answer: A bird can fly but a fly can't bird!
Where did article on the famous owl research appear?Answer: In the “Who’s Who.”
Where do baby elephants come from?Answer: Huge storks!
Why did the bear cross the road?Answer: Because the chicken was on vacation!
Why did the bird fly into the library?Answer: Because he was looking for bookworms!
Why did the bird go to the doctor?Answer: To get his tweetment.
Why did the girl throw a stick of butter?Answer: She wanted to see a butter fly
Why do birds fly south in the fall?Answer: Because it’s too far to walk.
Why do birds fly south in the winter?Answer: Because it’s too far to walk!
Why do birds fly to warmer climates in the winter?Answer: It’s much easier than walking!
Why do hens lay eggs?Answer: Because if they dropped them, they'd break.
Why do owls always get invited to bird parties?Answer: Because they’re such a hoot.
Why do seagulls fly over the sea?Answer: Because if they flew over the bay they'd be called bagels!
Why is the sky so high?Answer: So the birds won’t bump their heads.
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