Here you will find great collection of funny, silly and corny insect jokes for kids of all ages, teens and adults who do not want to grow up. This funny collection of friendly and good jokes, riddles and puns about insect are clean and safe for children of all ages. Kids will laugh out loud when they hear these jokes about insect! LoL!
Back to AnimalHow do we know that insects are so clever?Answer: Because they always know when your eating outside!
What did one firefly say to the other?Answer: You glow, girl!
What did one firefly say to the other?Answer: You glow, girl!
What did the apple tree say to the hungry caterpillar?Answer: Leaf me alone.
What do frogs order when they go to a restaurant?Answer: French flies
What do insects learn at school?Answer: Mothmatics
What do you call a female bug?Answer: A lady bug!
What do you get if you cross a centipede and a chicken?Answer: Enough drumsticks to feed an army!
What do you get if you cross a centipede and a chicken?Answer: Enough drumsticks to feed an army!
What do you get if you cross a rabbit with an insect?Answer: Bugs bunny.
What do you get if you cross an insect with a rabbit?Answer: Bugs bunny!
What do you get when you cross a parrot and a centipede?Answer: A walkie-talkie!
What does a caterpillar do on New Years Day?Answer: Turns over a new leaf!
What is a butterfly’s favorite subject at school?Answer: Mothematics
What is on the ground and also a hundred feet in the air?Answer: A centipede on its back!