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How does Eeyore keep losing his tail?Answer: By sitting on it.
How many bears does it take to empty a honey pot?Answer: Only one if its a pooh bear!
Silly… It’s not Winnie-the-who… It’s Winnie-the-Pooh!
What did Winnie The Pooh say after dinner?Answer: I'm stuffed.
What did Winnie the Pooh say when he was offered dessert?Answer: No thanks, I’m stuffed.
What do you call Roo when he’s feeling lazy?Answer: A pouch potato!
What do you call Winnie the Pooh on Halloween?Answer: Winnie the Boo!
What do you get when you cross a honey pot with Winnie-the-PoohAnswer: An empty honey pot!
What do you get when you cross a Pooh with a honey jar?Answer: A very sticky situation!
What do you get when you cross rabbit with Winnie the Pooh?Answer: A honey bunny.
What do you get when you cross Winnie and a honey tree?Answer: Bee stings on his bottom!
What does Winnie say when he sneezes?Answer: Ahh-ahh-POOH!
What does Winnie-the-Pooh and Bozo the Clown have in common?Answer: The same middle name.
What does Winnie-the-Pooh have in common with his pots of hunny?Answer: They are both round.
What does Winnie-the-Pooh say when he cries?Answer: Pooh-hoo.
What doesn’t Winnie the Pooh wear shoes?Answer: Because he has bear feet!
What doesn’t Winnie the Pooh wear sneakers?Answer: Because he has bear feet.
What flavor of honey does Pooh like best?Answer: Any kind.
What is Owl’s favorite school subject?Answer: Owlgebra.
What is Roo’s favorite candy?Answer: Lolli-hops.
What is Winnie the Pooh’s favorite fruit?Answer: Honeycrisp apples.
What kids of hugs does Winnie the Pooh give?Answer: Bear hugs!
What ship are Tigger, Pooh, Piglet, Owl, Rabbit, Gopher, and Christopher Robin sailing on?Answer: Friendship!
What type of books does owl like to read?Answer: Hooo-dunnits (mystery books)
What word does Tigger use to describe himself?Answer: Purr-fect.
Which day of the week does Tigger eat the most?Answer: Chewsday
Who lives in the scary Hundred Acre Wood?Answer: Winnie the Boo.
Why did Pooh cross the road?Answer: To get to the honey tree.
Why did Tigger look in the toilet?Answer: He was looking for pooh.
Why did Tigger stick his head in the toilet?Answer: He was looking for Pooh.
Why do the bees choose to sting Pooh?Answer: Because he is stuffed with hunny.
Why is Pooh so sweet?Answer: He eats lots of honey!
Why is Winnie-the-Pooh always smiling?Answer: Because he has the hunny stucked all over his mouth.
Why is Winnie-the-Pooh yellow?Answer: Because he eats a lot of honey!
Why was Tigger looking in the toilet?Answer: He was trying to find "Pooh".
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