Funny winnie the pooh jokes

Here you will find great collection of funny, silly and corny winnie the pooh jokes for kids of all ages, teens and adults who do not want to grow up. This funny collection of friendly and good jokes, riddles and puns about winnie the pooh are clean and safe for children of all ages. Kids will laugh out loud when they hear these jokes about winnie the pooh! LoL!

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Showing all 35 winnie the pooh jokes for kids

How does Eeyore keep losing his tail?
How many bears does it take to empty a honey pot?
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Winnie-the who?
Silly… It’s not Winnie-the-who… It’s Winnie-the-Pooh!
What did Winnie The Pooh say after dinner?
What did Winnie the Pooh say when he was offered dessert?
What do you call Roo when he’s feeling lazy?
What do you call Winnie the Pooh on Halloween?

More winnie the pooh jokes for kids below

What do you get when you cross a honey pot with Winnie-the-Pooh
What do you get when you cross a Pooh with a honey jar?
What do you get when you cross rabbit with Winnie the Pooh?
What do you get when you cross Winnie and a honey tree?
What does Winnie say when he sneezes?
What does Winnie-the-Pooh and Bozo the Clown have in common?
What does Winnie-the-Pooh have in common with his pots of hunny?
What does Winnie-the-Pooh say when he cries?
What doesn’t Winnie the Pooh wear shoes?
What doesn’t Winnie the Pooh wear sneakers?
What flavor of honey does Pooh like best?
What is Owl’s favorite school subject?
What is Roo’s favorite candy?
What is Winnie the Pooh’s favorite fruit?
What kids of hugs does Winnie the Pooh give?
What ship are Tigger, Pooh, Piglet, Owl, Rabbit, Gopher, and Christopher Robin sailing on?
What type of books does owl like to read?
What word does Tigger use to describe himself?
Which day of the week does Tigger eat the most?
Who lives in the scary Hundred Acre Wood?
Why did Pooh cross the road?
Why did Tigger look in the toilet?
Why did Tigger stick his head in the toilet?
Why do the bees choose to sting Pooh?
Why is Pooh so sweet?
Why is Winnie-the-Pooh always smiling?
Why is Winnie-the-Pooh yellow?
Why was Tigger looking in the toilet?

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