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How does Eeyore keep losing his tail?Answer: By sitting on it.
How many bears does it take to empty a honey pot?Answer: Only one if its a pooh bear!
Silly… It’s not Winnie-the-who… It’s Winnie-the-Pooh!
What did Winnie The Pooh say after dinner?Answer: I'm stuffed.
What did Winnie the Pooh say when he was offered dessert?Answer: No thanks, I’m stuffed.
What do you call Roo when he’s feeling lazy?Answer: A pouch potato!
What do you call Winnie the Pooh on Halloween?Answer: Winnie the Boo!
What do you get when you cross a honey pot with Winnie-the-PoohAnswer: An empty honey pot!
What do you get when you cross a Pooh with a honey jar?Answer: A very sticky situation!
What do you get when you cross rabbit with Winnie the Pooh?Answer: A honey bunny.
What do you get when you cross Winnie and a honey tree?Answer: Bee stings on his bottom!
What does Winnie say when he sneezes?Answer: Ahh-ahh-POOH!
What does Winnie-the-Pooh and Bozo the Clown have in common?Answer: The same middle name.
What does Winnie-the-Pooh have in common with his pots of hunny?Answer: They are both round.
What does Winnie-the-Pooh say when he cries?Answer: Pooh-hoo.
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