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Funny house jokes

Here you will find great collection of funny, silly and corny house jokes for kids of all ages, teens and adults who do not want to grow up. This funny collection of friendly and good jokes, riddles and puns about house are clean and safe for children of all ages. Kids will laugh out loud when they hear these jokes about house! LoL!

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Did you hear about the monster who ate his own house?
How did the computer get out of the house?
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Water.
Water who?
Water you doing in my house?
What area of a room is the warmest?
What did the dinosaur use to build his house?
What did the elder chimney say to the younger chimney?
What do you call 2 witches who share a haunted house?
What do you call a guy lying on your doorstep?
What kind of key opens a haunted house?
What kind of TV do you find inside a haunted house?
What room is useless for a ghost?
What’s the best side of the house to put the porch on?
Where did Goldilocks fall asleep?
Where does a sink go dancing?
Which type of dinosaur could jump higher than a house?

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