Here you will find great collection of funny, silly and corny key jokes for kids of all ages, teens and adults who do not want to grow up. This funny collection of friendly and good jokes, riddles and puns about key are clean and safe for children of all ages. Kids will laugh out loud when they hear these jokes about key! LoL!Back to Building
Chicken your pockets. I think your keys are there!
Jester minute. Im trying to find my keys!
What do bony people use to get into their homes?Answer: Skeleton keys
What key opens a Haunted House?Answer: A spooKEY!
What key won't open any door?Answer: A turkey
What kind of key can never unlock a door?Answer: A monkey!
What kind of key doesn’t open locks?Answer: A monkey
What kind of key has no lock?Answer: A turkey
What kind of key opens a haunted house?Answer: A spooKEY.
What kind of keys are sweet?Answer: Cookies!
What kind of keys do kids like to carry?Answer: Cookies
What type of key opens a banana?Answer: A mon-key!
What’s a aliens favorite computer key?Answer: The space bar!
What’s the key to a great Thanksgiving dinner?Answer: The tur-key
Why is a piano so hard to open?Answer: Because the keys are on the inside.
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