Here you will find great collection of funny, silly and corny hanukkah jokes for kids of all ages, teens and adults who do not want to grow up. This funny collection of friendly and good jokes, riddles and puns about hanukkah are clean and safe for children of all ages. Kids will laugh out loud when they hear these jokes about hanukkah! LoL!
What did the older Hanukkah candle say to the younger one?Answer: Whoa, a talking menorah.
What’s the best Hanukkah gift for the person who has everything?Answer: A burglar alarm.
What’s the best reason to celebrate Hanukkah instead of Christmas?Answer: No roof damage from the reindeer
What’s the best thing to put into the sufganiyot?Answer: Your teeth.
Why don’t we eat clowns at Hanukkah?Answer: Because they taste funny.
Why was the broom late to the Hanukkah party?Answer: It over-swept.
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