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Funny happy new year jokes

Here you will find great collection of funny, silly and corny happy new year jokes for kids of all ages, teens and adults who do not want to grow up. This funny collection of friendly and good jokes, riddles and puns about happy new year are clean and safe for children of all ages. Kids will laugh out loud when they hear these jokes about happy new year! LoL!

In what year does New Year’s Day come before Christmas?
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Mary and Abby!
Mary and Abby who?
Mary Christmas and Abby New Year!
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Abby.
Abby who?
Abby New Year!
What did the dog say on New Year’s?
What do Zombies say on December 31st?
What does a caterpillar do on New Years Day?
What does a Ghost say on December 31st?
What happened to the woman who stole a calendar on New Year’s Eve?
What’s a cow’s favorite night of the year?
Why do you need a jeweler on New Years Eve?

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