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Funny groundhog day jokes

Here you will find great collection of funny, silly and corny groundhog day jokes for kids of all ages, teens and adults who do not want to grow up. This funny collection of friendly and good jokes, riddles and puns about groundhog day are clean and safe for children of all ages. Kids will laugh out loud when they hear these jokes about groundhog day! LoL!

Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Pun.
Pun who?
Punxsutawney Phil.
What did the groundhog say when the wolf grabbed his tail?
What do groundhogs put on pancakes?
What do puppies celebrate on February 2nd?
What do you call a groundhog that plays basketball?
What do you call a groundhog who drives in the center of the road?
What do you call a Harley Davidson with no tires?
What do you call a royal groundhog?
What do you call Punxsutawney Phil’s laundry?
What would you get if you crossed February 2 with a puppy?
What’s a groundhog’s favorite drink?
What’s green and jumps out of a hole on February 2nd?
Where do sick groundhogs go?

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