Here you will find great collection of funny, silly and corny groundhog day jokes for kids of all ages, teens and adults who do not want to grow up. This funny collection of friendly and good jokes, riddles and puns about groundhog day are clean and safe for children of all ages. Kids will laugh out loud when they hear these jokes about groundhog day! LoL!
What did the groundhog say when the wolf grabbed his tail?Answer: That’s the end of me!
What do groundhogs put on pancakes?Answer: Hog cabin syrup
What do puppies celebrate on February 2nd?Answer: Ground-Dog Day
What do you call a groundhog that plays basketball?Answer: A ball hog
What do you call a groundhog who drives in the center of the road?Answer: A road hog.
What do you call a Harley Davidson with no tires?Answer: A groundhog
What do you call a royal groundhog?Answer: A crowned hog.
What do you call Punxsutawney Phil’s laundry?Answer: Hogwash
What would you get if you crossed February 2 with a puppy?Answer: Ground-dog Day!
What’s a groundhog’s favorite drink?Answer: Hole milk.
What’s green and jumps out of a hole on February 2nd?Answer: A ground frog.
Where do sick groundhogs go?Answer: To the hogspital
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