Here you will find great collection of funny, silly and corny fourth of july jokes for kids of all ages, teens and adults who do not want to grow up. This funny collection of friendly and good jokes, riddles and puns about fourth of july are clean and safe for children of all ages. Kids will laugh out loud when they hear these jokes about fourth of july! LoL!
What did King George think of the American colonists?Answer: He thought they were revolting!
What did one US flag say to the other?Answer: Nothing, it just waved!
What do you call a duck that likes to celebrate Independence Day?Answer: A fire quacker
What do you eat on July 5th?Answer: Independence Day-Old-Pizza
What is a duck on the Fourth of July?Answer: A fire-quacker
What kind of tea did the American colonists really want?Answer: Liberty
What was the most popular dance in 1776?Answer: Indepen-dance
What's red, white, blue and green?Answer: A seasick Uncle Sam.
What’s red, white, black and blue?Answer: Uncle Sam after a boxing match.
Where was the Declaration of Independence signed?Answer: At the bottom.
Why does the Statue of Liberty stand in New York harbor?Answer: Because she can't sit down.
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