Here you will find great collection of funny, silly and corny summer jokes for kids of all ages, teens and adults who do not want to grow up. This funny collection of friendly and good jokes, riddles and puns about summer are clean and safe for children of all ages. Kids will laugh out loud when they hear these jokes about summer! LoL!
What did the one tornado say to the other?Answer: Let’s twist again like we did last summer.
What did the summer say to the spring?Answer: Help I'm going to fall!
What do frogs eat in the summer?Answer: Hopsicles
What do frogs like to drink on a hot summer’s day?Answer: Croak-a-Cola!
What do ghosts like to eat in the summer?Answer: I Scream.
What do ghosts turn on in summer?Answer: The scare-conditioner!
What do you call a snowman in July?Answer: A puddle.
What is a math teacher’s favorite sum?Answer: Summer!
Why did summer catch autumn?Answer: Because autumn had a fall.
Why did the robot go on summer vacation?Answer: He needed to recharge his batteries.