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What did the baby robot call its creator?Answer: Da-ta!
What did the droid do at lunch time?Answer: Had a byte...
What did the man say to his dead robot?Answer: Rust in peace
What do robots drink from?Answer: A Robottle
What do robots eat as snacks?Answer: Micro-chips!
What do robots wear during the winter?Answer: Roboots
What do you call a pirate robot?Answer: Aaaaar2-D2
What do you call a robot driving in a car?Answer: A Roadbot
What do you call a robot who likes books?Answer: A Readbot
What happens when a robot falls into muddy water?Answer: It gets wet and muddy!
What is a robot's favourite arcade machine?Answer: Sparkanoid
What is a Robot's favourite kind of music?Answer: Heavy metal!
What is a robot’s favorite snack?Answer: Computer chips.
What position does a robot play in football?Answer: Roback
What web browser would a robot use?Answer: Wirefox
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