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How do ghosts like their eggs?Answer: Terror-fried.
How does a ghost sneeze?Answer: Ahh...ahh...ahh...BOO!
On which day are ghosts most scary?Answer: Fright-day!
What day do ghosts do their howling?Answer: On Moan-day!
What did the cheerleader say to the ghost?Answer: Show your spirit.
What did the mother ghost tell the baby ghost when he ate his apple pie too fast?Answer: Stop goblin your dessert.
What do a skeleton and ghost have in common?Answer: You can see right through both of them!
What do ghosts eat for dinner?Answer: Spook-etti
What do ghosts eat on Halloween?Answer: Ghoulash
What do ghosts like to drink the most?Answer: Ghoul-ade!
What do ghosts like to eat in the summer?Answer: I Scream.
What do ghosts serve for dessert?Answer: I scream.
What do ghosts turn on in summer?Answer: The scare-conditioner!
What do ghosts use to clean their hair?Answer: Sham-boo
What do ghosts use to wash their hair?Answer: Sham-boo!
What do spooks with poor eyesight wear?Answer: Spook-tacles!
What do you call a ghost’s true love?Answer: His ghoul-friend.
What does a ghost do when he gets in the car?Answer: Puts his sheet belt on!
What does a Ghost say on December 31st?Answer: Happy boo year!
What game do young ghosts love?Answer: Hide and shriek!
What is a ghost’s favorite dessert?Answer: Ice Scream.
What is a ghost’s favorite fruit?Answer: Boo-berries
What is a ghost’s favourite bedtime story?Answer: Little Boo Peep!
What is a ghost’s favourite dessert?Answer: Boo-berries and I Scream!
What kind of makeup do ghosts wear?Answer: Mas-scare-a
What room are ghosts not allowed to enter?Answer: The Living room.
What room is useless for a ghost?Answer: A living room!
What sort of birthday food do ghosts prefer?Answer: I scream cake!
Where did the ghost go on vacation?Answer: The BOO-hamas
Where do baby ghosts go during the day?Answer: Dayscare
Where do ghosts like to boat on vacation?Answer: Lake Eerie
Where do ghosts play golf?Answer: On a golf corpse.
Where do ghosts play tennis?Answer: On a tennis corpse!
Who lives in the scary Hundred Acre Wood?Answer: Winnie the Boo.
Why are ghosts always hungry?Answer: Because the food goes right through them!
Why are ghosts no good at running a railway?Answer: Because they can’t even put on a skeleton service!
Why are ghosts so bad at lying?Answer: Because you can see right through them!
Why did the ghost blow his nose?Answer: Because it was full of booo-gers!
Why did the robot turn into a ghost?Answer: He just couldn't rust in peace.
Why was the baby ghost crying?Answer: Because he wanted his mummy.
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