Here you will find great collection of funny, silly and corny ghost jokes for kids of all ages, teens and adults who do not want to grow up. This funny collection of friendly and good jokes, riddles and puns about ghost are clean and safe for children of all ages. Kids will laugh out loud when they hear these jokes about ghost! LoL!
How do ghosts like their eggs?Answer: Terror-fried.
How does a ghost sneeze?Answer: Ahh...ahh...ahh...BOO!
On which day are ghosts most scary?Answer: Fright-day!
What day do ghosts do their howling?Answer: On Moan-day!
What did the cheerleader say to the ghost?Answer: Show your spirit.
What did the mother ghost tell the baby ghost when he ate his apple pie too fast?Answer: Stop goblin your dessert.
What do a skeleton and ghost have in common?Answer: You can see right through both of them!
What do ghosts eat for dinner?Answer: Spook-etti
What do ghosts eat on Halloween?Answer: Ghoulash
What do ghosts like to drink the most?Answer: Ghoul-ade!
What do ghosts like to eat in the summer?Answer: I Scream.
What do ghosts serve for dessert?Answer: I scream.
What do ghosts turn on in summer?Answer: The scare-conditioner!
What do ghosts use to clean their hair?Answer: Sham-boo
What do ghosts use to wash their hair?Answer: Sham-boo!
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