Here you will find great collection of funny, silly and corny winter jokes for kids of all ages, teens and adults who do not want to grow up. This funny collection of friendly and good jokes, riddles and puns about winter are clean and safe for children of all ages. Kids will laugh out loud when they hear these jokes about winter! LoL!Back to Seasonal
How can you scare a snowman?Answer: Point a hair dryer at him.
How did the winter squash pay for things?Answer: It used pumpkin bread.
How do you find Will Smith in the snow?Answer: Look for the fresh prints!
How do you know when it is too cold to picnic outside?Answer: You chip your tooth on your soup!
If your reindeer lost his tail, where would you go to buy him a new one?Answer: A retail store!
What can you catch from a vampire in winter-time?Answer: Frost-bite!
What did Jack Frost say to Frosty the Snowman?Answer: Have an ice day!
What did the snowman say to the other snowman?Answer: Do you smell carrots too?
What do mountains wear to keep warm?Answer: Snowcaps.
What do robots wear during the winter?Answer: Roboots
What do snowmen like to eat for dinner?Answer: Iceburgers!
What do you call an old snowman?Answer: Water!
What do you get if you cross a wizard and a blizzard?Answer: A cold spell.
What does a gingerbread man put on his bed?Answer: A cookie sheet.
What falls at the North Pole and never gets hurt?Answer: Snow