Funny winter jokes

Here you will find great collection of funny, silly and corny winter jokes for kids of all ages, teens and adults who do not want to grow up. This funny collection of friendly and good jokes, riddles and puns about winter are clean and safe for children of all ages. Kids will laugh out loud when they hear these jokes about winter! LoL!

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Showing all 33 winter jokes for kids

How can you scare a snowman?
How did the winter squash pay for things?
How do you find Will Smith in the snow?
How do you know when it is too cold to picnic outside?
If your reindeer lost his tail, where would you go to buy him a new one?
What can you catch from a vampire in winter-time?
What did Jack Frost say to Frosty the Snowman?

More winter jokes for kids below

What did the snowflake say to the road?
What did the snowman say to the other snowman?
What do mountains wear to keep warm?
What do robots wear during the winter?
What do snowmen like to eat for dinner?
What do you call an old snowman?
What do you call the last bit of snow to hit the ground?
What do you get if you cross a wizard and a blizzard?
What does a gingerbread man put on his bed?
What falls at the North Pole and never gets hurt?
What falls but never gets hurt?
What falls in winter but never gets hurt?
What is in December that isn't in any other month?
What is red, white, and blue over winter break?
What is the best kind of breakfast cereal to eat in the winter?
What kind of ball doesn’t bounce?
What kind of cake does the Ice Queen like to eat on her birthday?
What snack should you make for the Snowman Holiday Party?
What’s a math teacher’s favorite winter sport?
What’s a snowman’s favorite candy?
What’s the best kind of dog to get for the holidays?
Why do birds fly south in the winter?
Why do birds fly to warmer climates in the winter?
Why do ducks fly south for the winter?
Why do mummies like holiday gifts?
Why do skeletons hate the winter?

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