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How does Darth Vader like his toast?Answer: On the dark side.
How was Luke Skywalker told to defeat the Empire apples?Answer: He had to use the forks.
What do you call a person whose wife was the Queen, daughter is a Princess and his boss is the Emperor, but he himself is no royal?
What do you call a pirate robot?Answer: Aaaaar2-D2
What does Obi-Wan Kenobi say after he plants a tree?Answer: May the forest be with you.
What does Princess Leia say after she plants trees?Answer: May the Forest be with you.
What is Darth Vader’s favorite fruit?Answer: Empire apples.
What’s a witch’s favorite movie?Answer: Star Warts
Which sci-fi movie do pokemon like the most?Answer: Staryu Wars
Which Star Wars Rebels character do motorcycle enthusiasts like most?Answer: Chopper
Why did Darth Vader cross the road?Answer: He was forced to!
Why did Luke Skywalker always sleep with the light on?Answer: He was afraid of the Darth.
Why do Stormtroopers make the best pilots?Answer: They never hit anything.
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