Funny fruit jokes

Here you will find great collection of funny, silly and corny fruit jokes for kids of all ages, teens and adults who do not want to grow up. This funny collection of friendly and good jokes, riddles and puns about fruit are clean and safe for children of all ages. Kids will laugh out loud when they hear these jokes about fruit! LoL!

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How do you make a lemon drop?
How many cranberries grow on a bush?
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What did one raspberry say to the other on Valentine's Day?
What did the blueberry say to his wife on Valentine’s Day?
What did the grape say to the peanut butter?
What do vampire footballers have at half-time?
What do you call a banana that likes to dance?

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What do you get when you cross a lemon and a cat?
What do you give a sick lemon?
What do you give to a sick lemon?
What fruit do scarecrows love the most?
What happens to grapes when you step on them?
What happens when you step on an orange?
What is a boxer’s favorite drink?
What is a ghost’s favorite fruit?
What is a scarecrow’s favorite fruit?
What is a scarecrow’s favorite fruit?
What is a tree’s favorite fruit?
What is a vampire’s favourite fruit?
What is Darth Vader’s favorite fruit?
What is Dracula’s favorite fruit?
What kind of apple isn’t an apple?
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What tree produces fruit that tastes like chicken?
What’s a vampire’s favorite fruit?
When do you go at red and stop at green?
Where do baby apes sleep?
Which fruit do pokemon like most?
Why did the farmer plant a seed in his pond?
Why did the grape stop in the middle of the road?
Why did the guy get fired from the orange juice factory?
Why did the man get fired from the orange juice factory?
Why did the melon jump into the lake?
Why do watermelons have fancy weddings?
Why was the little strawberry crying?
Why were the apple and the orange all alone?

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