Here you will find great collection of funny, silly and corny fruit jokes for kids of all ages, teens and adults who do not want to grow up. This funny collection of friendly and good jokes, riddles and puns about fruit are clean and safe for children of all ages. Kids will laugh out loud when they hear these jokes about fruit! LoL!Back to Food
How do you make a lemon drop?Answer: Just let it fall.
How many cranberries grow on a bush?
What did one raspberry say to the other on Valentine's Day?Answer: I love you berry much.
What did the blueberry say to his wife on Valentine’s Day?Answer: I love you berry much.
What did the grape say to the peanut butter?Answer: Tis the season to be jelly!
What do vampire footballers have at half-time?Answer: Blood oranges.
What do you call a banana that likes to dance?Answer: A banana shake!
What do you get when you cross a lemon and a cat?Answer: A sour puss.
What do you give a sick lemon?Answer: Lemon aid!
What do you give to a sick lemon?Answer: Lemon aid!
What fruit do scarecrows love the most?Answer: Straw-berries.
What happens to grapes when you step on them?Answer: They wine.
What happens when you step on an orange?Answer: You hurt its peelings
What is a boxer’s favorite drink?Answer: Fruit punch!
What is a ghost’s favorite fruit?Answer: Boo-berries
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