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Funny fruit jokes

Here you will find great collection of funny, silly and corny fruit jokes for kids of all ages, teens and adults who do not want to grow up. This funny collection of friendly and good jokes, riddles and puns about fruit are clean and safe for children of all ages. Kids will laugh out loud when they hear these jokes about fruit! LoL!

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How do you make a lemon drop?
How many cranberries grow on a bush?
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What did one raspberry say to the other on Valentine's Day?
What did the blueberry say to his wife on Valentine’s Day?
What did the grape say to the peanut butter?
What do vampire footballers have at half-time?
What do you call a banana that likes to dance?

More fruit jokes for kids below

What do you get when you cross a lemon and a cat?
What do you give a sick lemon?
What do you give to a sick lemon?
What fruit do scarecrows love the most?
What happens to grapes when you step on them?
What happens when you step on an orange?
What is a boxer’s favorite drink?
What is a ghost’s favorite fruit?

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