Here you will find great collection of funny, silly and corny fruit jokes for kids of all ages, teens and adults who do not want to grow up. This funny collection of friendly and good jokes, riddles and puns about fruit are clean and safe for children of all ages. Kids will laugh out loud when they hear these jokes about fruit! LoL!
How do you make a lemon drop?Answer: Just let it fall.
How many cranberries grow on a bush?
What did one raspberry say to the other on Valentine's Day?Answer: I love you berry much.
What did the blueberry say to his wife on Valentine’s Day?Answer: I love you berry much.
What did the grape say to the peanut butter?Answer: Tis the season to be jelly!
What do vampire footballers have at half-time?Answer: Blood oranges.
What do you call a banana that likes to dance?Answer: A banana shake!
What do you get when you cross a lemon and a cat?Answer: A sour puss.
What do you give a sick lemon?Answer: Lemon aid!
What do you give to a sick lemon?Answer: Lemon aid!
What fruit do scarecrows love the most?Answer: Straw-berries.
What happens to grapes when you step on them?Answer: They wine.
What happens when you step on an orange?Answer: You hurt its peelings
What is a boxer’s favorite drink?Answer: Fruit punch!
What is a ghost’s favorite fruit?Answer: Boo-berries
What is a scarecrow’s favorite fruit?Answer: Straw-berries
What is a scarecrow’s favorite fruit?Answer: Straw-berries
What is a tree’s favorite fruit?Answer: Pine-apple.
What is a vampire’s favourite fruit?Answer: Necktarines!
What is Darth Vader’s favorite fruit?Answer: Empire apples.
What is Dracula’s favorite fruit?Answer: Neck-tarines.
What kind of apple isn’t an apple?
What tree produces fruit that tastes like chicken?Answer: Poultree
What’s a vampire’s favorite fruit?Answer: Blood orange!
When do you go at red and stop at green?Answer: When you're eating a watermelon.
Where do baby apes sleep?Answer: In apricots.
Which fruit do pokemon like most?Answer: Staryu fruit
Why did the farmer plant a seed in his pond?Answer: He was trying to grow a water-melon.
Why did the grape stop in the middle of the road?Answer: Because he ran out of juice.
Why did the guy get fired from the orange juice factory?Answer: He couldn't concentrate!
Why did the man get fired from the orange juice factory?Answer: Lack of concentration.
Why did the melon jump into the lake?Answer: It wanted to be a water-melon.
Why do watermelons have fancy weddings?Answer: Because they cantaloupe.
Why was the little strawberry crying?Answer: His parents were in a jam.
Why were the apple and the orange all alone?Answer: Because the banana split
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