Funny road jokes

Here you will find great collection of funny, silly and corny road jokes for kids of all ages, teens and adults who do not want to grow up. This funny collection of friendly and good jokes, riddles and puns about road are clean and safe for children of all ages. Kids will laugh out loud when they hear these jokes about road! LoL!

Showing all 34 road jokes for kids

How did the frozen chicken cross the road?
If you’re on a hike and find a fork in the road, what do you do?
What do bees use to build roads?
What do you call a groundhog who drives in the center of the road?
What do you call a robot driving in a car?
Why did Adele cross the road?
Why did Crabbe and Goyle cross the road?

More road jokes for kids below

Why did Darth Vader cross the road?
Why did Harry Potter cross the road?
Why did Pooh cross the road?
Why did Professor Snape stand in the middle of the road?
Why did the apple stop in the middle of the road?
Why did the bee cross the road?
Why did the booger cross the road?
Why did the bubblegum cross the road?
Why did the bunny cross the road?
Why did the cactus cross the road?
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Why did the chickens cross the road?
Why did the clown cross the road?
Why did the cow cross the road?
Why did the Creeper cross the road?
Why did the egg cross the road?
Why did the fox cross the road?
Why did the grape stop in the middle of the road?
Why did the horse cross the road?
Why did the penguin cross the road twice?
Why did the robot cross the road?
Why did the rubber chicken cross the road?
Why did the snake cross the road?
Why did the tornado cross the road?
Why did the turkey cross the road twice?
Why did the turkey cross the road?
Why didn’t the chicken cross the road?

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