Here you will find great collection of funny, silly and corny road jokes for kids of all ages, teens and adults who do not want to grow up. This funny collection of friendly and good jokes, riddles and puns about road are clean and safe for children of all ages. Kids will laugh out loud when they hear these jokes about road! LoL!
How did the frozen chicken cross the road?Answer: In a shopping bag.
If you’re on a hike and find a fork in the road, what do you do?Answer: Stop for lunch.
What do bees use to build roads?Answer: Nec-tar.
What do you call a groundhog who drives in the center of the road?Answer: A road hog.
What do you call a robot driving in a car?Answer: A Roadbot
Why did Adele cross the road?Answer: To sing, "Hello from the other side"
Why did Crabbe and Goyle cross the road?Answer: Because Draco did.
Why did Darth Vader cross the road?Answer: He was forced to!
Why did Harry Potter cross the road?Answer: That where he left his broomstick!
Why did Pooh cross the road?Answer: To get to the honey tree.
Why did Professor Snape stand in the middle of the road?Answer: So you’ll never know which side he’s on.
Why did the apple stop in the middle of the road?Answer: It ran out of juice.
Why did the bee cross the road?Answer: Just bee-cause
Why did the booger cross the road?Answer: Because he was being picked on.
Why did the bubblegum cross the road?Answer: Because it was stuck to the chicken's foot.
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