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Funny pirate jokes

Here you will find great collection of funny, silly and corny pirate jokes for kids of all ages, teens and adults who do not want to grow up. This funny collection of friendly and good jokes, riddles and puns about pirate are clean and safe for children of all ages. Kids will laugh out loud when they hear these jokes about pirate! LoL!

How much does it cost a pirate to get his ears pierced?
If Apple was a pirate ship, what would their sailors wear?
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Interrupting pirate!
Interrup...
ARRRRRRRRRR!
What do ye call a pirate with two eyes and two legs?
What do you call a pirate robot?
What does a pirate eat for breakfast?
What has eight legs and eight eyes?
What kind of socks does a pirate wear?
What type of apple do pirates always look for?
What's a pirate's favorite letter?
What's a pirate's favorite subject in school?
Which Pokemon could also be a pirate?
Why are pirates so mean?
Why couldn't the pirates play cards?
Why did nobody want to play cards with the pirate?

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