Here you will find great collection of funny, silly and corny witch jokes for kids of all ages, teens and adults who do not want to grow up. This funny collection of friendly and good jokes, riddles and puns about witch are clean and safe for children of all ages. Kids will laugh out loud when they hear these jokes about witch! LoL!Back to Monster
How did the witch say goodbye to the vampire?Answer: So long sucker
How do you get a witch to itch?Answer: You take away the 'w'
How do you make a witch itch?Answer: Take away her W.
How do you make a witch scratch?Answer: Take away the W!
How does a witch play loud music?Answer: On her broom box.
How long do witches ride broomsticks for on cold nights?Answer: For just a short spell.
Which one of you ate my taco???
Witches the way home?
What did the witch do when her broomstick broke?Answer: She witch-hiked home.
What did the witch have for snack at the beach??Answer: A sandwich.
What did the witch say to her crying pet snake?Answer: Stop crying and viper your nose!
What did the wizard say to the twin witches?Answer: Which witch is which?
What do witches put in their hair?Answer: Scare spray!
What do witches put on their bagels?Answer: Scream cheese.
What do witches put on their hair?Answer: Scare spray!
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