Here you will find great collection of funny, silly and corny witch jokes for kids of all ages, teens and adults who do not want to grow up. This funny collection of friendly and good jokes, riddles and puns about witch are clean and safe for children of all ages. Kids will laugh out loud when they hear these jokes about witch! LoL!
Back to MonsterHow did the witch say goodbye to the vampire?Answer: So long sucker
How do you get a witch to itch?Answer: You take away the 'w'
How do you make a witch itch?Answer: Take away her W.
How do you make a witch scratch?Answer: Take away the W!
How does a witch play loud music?Answer: On her broom box.
How long do witches ride broomsticks for on cold nights?Answer: For just a short spell.
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Witch.
Witch who?
Which one of you ate my taco???
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Witches.
Witches who?
Witches the way home?
What did the witch do when her broomstick broke?Answer: She witch-hiked home.
What did the witch have for snack at the beach??Answer: A sandwich.
What did the witch say to her crying pet snake?Answer: Stop crying and viper your nose!
What did the wizard say to the twin witches?Answer: Which witch is which?
What do witches put in their hair?Answer: Scare spray!
What do witches put on their bagels?Answer: Scream cheese.
What do witches put on their hair?Answer: Scare spray!
What do witches race on?Answer: Vroomsticks!
What do you call 2 witches who share a haunted house?Answer: Broommates
What do you call a bee with a spell on him?Answer: Bee-witched
What do you call a witch at the beach?Answer: A sandwich.
What do you call a witch that lives at the beach?Answer: A sand witch!
What do you call two witches who share a room?Answer: Broom mates!
What do you call witches who live together?Answer: Broom-mates
What does a wicked witch like to read in the newspaper?Answer: Her horror scope!
What does a witch use to do her hair?Answer: Scarespray!
What happens when a witch breaks the sound barrier?Answer: You hear a sonic broom.
What has six legs and sits on a broomstick?Answer: A witch with her cat!
What is a witch’s favorite subject in school?Answer: Spelling!
What is the witch’s favorite school subject?Answer: Spelling
What kind of makeup do witches wear?Answer: Mas-scare-a
What sounds do witches make when they eat cereal?Answer: Snap, CACKLE, and pop.
What’s a witch’s favorite movie?Answer: Star Warts
Where does the witch’s frog sit?Answer: On a toadstool.
Where is a witch most happy?Answer: In a broom factory!
Who did the wizard call from the witch hotel?Answer: Broom Service
Who is the ruler of the beach?Answer: The Sand-witch!
Why couldn’t the mummy go to school with the witch?Answer: He couldn’t spell.
Why did the witch stay in a hotel?Answer: She heard they had great broom service!
Why do witches fly on brooms?Answer: Because vacuum cleaners are too heavy!
Why do witches fly on broomsticks?Answer: Because vacuum cleaners are too heavy!
Why do witches ride on broomsticks?Answer: It’s easier than walking!
Why do witches wear name tags?Answer: So they know which one is witch.
Why don’t American witches buy broomsticks from Australia?Answer: They always bring them back to Australia.
Why was the broom late?Answer: It overswept!
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