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How was Luke Skywalker told to defeat the Empire apples?Answer: He had to use the forks.
If an apple a day keeps the doctor away, what does an onion do?Answer: Keeps everyone away.
If it took six kids one hour to eat all the apple pies in the bakery, how many hours would it take three kids?Answer: None because the six kids ate them all already.
What did the apple pie say after thanksgiving?Answer: Good-pie everyone.
What did the apple say to the pie baker?Answer: Use cherries instead.
What did the apple skin say to the apple?Answer: I've got you covered.
What did the apple tree say to the hungry caterpillar?Answer: Leaf me alone.
What did the mother ghost tell the baby ghost when he ate his apple pie too fast?Answer: Stop goblin your dessert.
What do you get when you cross an apple pie with a Christmas treeAnswer: Pineapple pie
What is Darth Vader’s favorite fruit?Answer: Empire apples.
What is Winnie the Pooh’s favorite fruit?Answer: Honeycrisp apples.
What is worse than finding a worm in your apple?Answer: Finding two worms.
What kind of apple isn’t an apple?
What reads and lives in apples?Answer: Bookworms
What type of apple do pirates always look for?Answer: Jonagold
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