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Funny apple jokes

Here you will find great collection of funny, silly and corny apple jokes for kids of all ages, teens and adults who do not want to grow up. This funny collection of friendly and good jokes, riddles and puns about apple are clean and safe for children of all ages. Kids will laugh out loud when they hear these jokes about apple! LoL!

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How was Luke Skywalker told to defeat the Empire apples?
If an apple a day keeps the doctor away, what does an onion do?
If it took six kids one hour to eat all the apple pies in the bakery, how many hours would it take three kids?
What did the apple pie say after thanksgiving?
What did the apple say to the pie baker?
What did the apple skin say to the apple?
What did the apple tree say to the hungry caterpillar?

More apple jokes for kids below

What did the mother ghost tell the baby ghost when he ate his apple pie too fast?
What do you get when you cross an apple pie with a Christmas tree
What is Darth Vader’s favorite fruit?
What is Winnie the Pooh’s favorite fruit?
What is worse than finding a worm in your apple?
What kind of apple isn’t an apple?
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What reads and lives in apples?
What type of apple do pirates always look for?

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