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Funny baby jokes

Here you will find great collection of funny, silly and corny baby jokes for kids of all ages, teens and adults who do not want to grow up. This funny collection of friendly and good jokes, riddles and puns about baby are clean and safe for children of all ages. Kids will laugh out loud when they hear these jokes about baby! LoL!

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How do you stop an astronaut’s baby from crying?
What did the baby corn say to the mummy corn?
What did the baby cry for?
What did the baby laptop call her father?
What did the baby light bulb say to the mommy light bulb?
What did the baby robot call its creator?
What did the father tomato say to the baby tomato whilst on a family walk?
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What did the mother broom say to the baby broom?
What did the mother ghost tell the baby ghost when he ate his apple pie too fast?
What do camels have that no other animal has?
What do dinosaurs have that no other animals have?
What do elephants have that no other animal does?
What do rabbits have that nothing else in the world has?
What does a momma color wheel say to a baby color wheel?
Where do baby apes sleep?
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