Here you will find great collection of funny, silly and corny baby jokes for kids of all ages, teens and adults who do not want to grow up. This funny collection of friendly and good jokes, riddles and puns about baby are clean and safe for children of all ages. Kids will laugh out loud when they hear these jokes about baby! LoL!
How do you stop an astronaut’s baby from crying?Answer: You rocket!
What did the baby corn say to the mummy corn?Answer: Where is pop corn?
What did the baby cry for?Answer: Because it didn't enough for babbling!
What did the baby laptop call her father?Answer: Data
What did the baby light bulb say to the mommy light bulb?Answer: I love you watts and watts!
What did the baby robot call its creator?Answer: Da-ta!
What did the father tomato say to the baby tomato whilst on a family walk?Answer: Ketchup.
What did the mother broom say to the baby broom?Answer: It’s time to go to sweep!
What did the mother ghost tell the baby ghost when he ate his apple pie too fast?Answer: Stop goblin your dessert.
What do camels have that no other animal has?Answer: Baby camels
What do dinosaurs have that no other animals have?Answer: Baby dinosaurs
What do elephants have that no other animal does?Answer: Baby elephants.
What do rabbits have that nothing else in the world has?Answer: Baby rabbits.
What does a momma color wheel say to a baby color wheel?Answer: Don’t use that tone with me.
Where do baby apes sleep?Answer: In apricots.
Where do baby elephants come from?Answer: Huge storks!
Where do baby ghosts go during the day?Answer: Dayscare
Where do baby mummies stay during the day?Answer: Day-scare
Why did the baby wrap itself in paper strips and move to Egypt?Answer: It was just trying to be like its mummy.
Why was the baby ghost crying?Answer: Because he wanted his mummy.
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