Funny dance jokes

Here you will find great collection of funny, silly and corny dance jokes for kids of all ages, teens and adults who do not want to grow up. This funny collection of friendly and good jokes, riddles and puns about dance are clean and safe for children of all ages. Kids will laugh out loud when they hear these jokes about dance! LoL!

Showing all 27 dance jokes for kids

How do you get a Kleenex to dance?
How do you make a tissue dance?
Is there a way to make a hamburger do the Hula?
What dance can you see in the night sky?
What dance was very popular in 1776?
What do you call a banana that likes to dance?
What is a snake's favorite dance?

More dance jokes for kids below

What kind of dance was the frog prince best at?
What kind of monster is the best dancer?
What was the most popular dance in 1776?
What was the rabbit’s favorite dance?
What’s a firefly’s favorite dance?
What’s a tomato’s favorite dance?
What’s the best dance to do on Thanksgiving?
When do you know a banana wants to dance?
Where do hamburgers go to dance?
Where do hamburgers take their sweethearts on Valentine's Day to dance?
Where do penguins go to dance?
Where do snowmen love to dance?
Where does a sink go dancing?
Which dance will a duck never do?
Why are poodles terrible dancers?
Why did the dinosaur go to the disco?
Why did the tortilla chip start dancing?
Why didn't the skeleton dance?
Why didn’t the scarecrow go to the dance?
Why didn’t the skeleton go to the dance?

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