Funny pizza jokes

Here you will find great collection of funny, silly and corny pizza jokes for kids of all ages, teens and adults who do not want to grow up. This funny collection of friendly and good jokes, riddles and puns about pizza are clean and safe for children of all ages. Kids will laugh out loud when they hear these jokes about pizza! LoL!

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Showing all 23 pizza jokes for kids

How can you tell if you are in love?
How do you fix a broken pizza?
Waiter! Will my pizza be long?
No sir, it will be round!
Want me to tell you a joke about pizza?
Want to hear a pizza joke?
What did the pizza say when it went out on a date?
What did the teacher say about the pizza student?

More pizza jokes for kids below

What do you call a sleeping pizza?
What do you eat on July 5th?
What does a pizza say when it introduces itself to you?
What does a pizza wear to smell good?
What does an aardvark like on its pizza?
What does Homer Simpson make his pizzas with?
What is a pizza’s favorite movie?
What kind of pizza do Lillipup like the most?
What kind of pizza do you order on Christmas?
What's Homer Simpson's least favorite ingredient in pizza?
What’s a pizza maker’s favorite song?
What’s a wolf’s favorite kind of pizza?
What’s the difference between a drummer and a large pizza?
Where do pepperonis go on vacation?
Why aren't pizza chefs allowed to play baseball?
Why does the mushroom always get invited to pizza parties?

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