Here you will find great collection of funny, silly and corny pizza jokes for kids of all ages, teens and adults who do not want to grow up. This funny collection of friendly and good jokes, riddles and puns about pizza are clean and safe for children of all ages. Kids will laugh out loud when they hear these jokes about pizza! LoL!
How can you tell if you are in love?Answer: If they stole a pizza your heart.
How do you fix a broken pizza?Answer: With tomato paste.
Waiter! Will my pizza be long?
No sir, it will be round!
Want me to tell you a joke about pizza?Answer: Sorry, it is too cheesy.
Want to hear a pizza joke?Answer: Never mind, it's too cheesy!
What did the pizza say when it went out on a date?Answer: I never sausage a beautiful face
What did the teacher say about the pizza student?Answer: There’s mushroom for improvement!
What do you call a sleeping pizza?Answer: A piZZZZZZa.
What do you eat on July 5th?Answer: Independence Day-Old-Pizza
What does a pizza say when it introduces itself to you?Answer: Slice to meet you.
What does a pizza wear to smell good?Answer: Calzogne
What does an aardvark like on its pizza?Answer: Ant-chovies
What does Homer Simpson make his pizzas with?Answer: D'oh!
What is a pizza’s favorite movie?Answer: Pie hard.
What kind of pizza do Lillipup like the most?Answer: Pupperoni pizza
What kind of pizza do you order on Christmas?Answer: Cheeses Crust
What's Homer Simpson's least favorite ingredient in pizza?Answer: Dough!
What’s a pizza maker’s favorite song?Answer: Slice, Slice Baby!
What’s a wolf’s favorite kind of pizza?Answer: Pupperoni pizza.
What’s the difference between a drummer and a large pizza?Answer: A large pizza can feed a family of four.
Where do pepperonis go on vacation?Answer: The Leaning Tower of Pizza.
Why aren't pizza chefs allowed to play baseball?Answer: Their always trying to steal a basil!
Why does the mushroom always get invited to pizza parties?Answer: Because he’s such a fungi!
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