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Funny death jokes

Here you will find great collection of funny, silly and corny death jokes for kids of all ages, teens and adults who do not want to grow up. This funny collection of friendly and good jokes, riddles and puns about death are clean and safe for children of all ages. Kids will laugh out loud when they hear these jokes about death! LoL!

How many books have you read in your lifetime?
What did the DJs gravestone say?
What did the man say to his dead robot?
What do you call a dead pine tree?
What do you call a skeleton who uses a door bell?
What was the skeletons favorite rock band?
What's on robot's gravestone?
Where do mummies go swimming?
Why did they bury the battery?
Why do you have to watch out for ninjas farts?
Why is there a gate around cemeteries?

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