Here you will find great collection of funny, silly and corny death jokes for kids of all ages, teens and adults who do not want to grow up. This funny collection of friendly and good jokes, riddles and puns about death are clean and safe for children of all ages. Kids will laugh out loud when they hear these jokes about death! LoL!
How many books have you read in your lifetime?Answer: I don’t know. I’m not dead yet.
What did the DJs gravestone say?Answer: His beat finally dropped!
What did the man say to his dead robot?Answer: Rust in peace
What do you call a dead pine tree?Answer: A nevergreen.
What do you call a skeleton who uses a door bell?Answer: A dead ringer.
What was the skeletons favorite rock band?Answer: The Grateful Dead.
What's on robot's gravestone?Answer: Rust in peace
Where do mummies go swimming?Answer: The Dead Sea.
Why did they bury the battery?Answer: Because it was dead.
Why do you have to watch out for ninjas farts?Answer: They’re silent — but deadly.
Why is there a gate around cemeteries?Answer: Because people are dying to get in!
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