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Funny body jokes

Here you will find great collection of funny, silly and corny body jokes for kids of all ages, teens and adults who do not want to grow up. This funny collection of friendly and good jokes, riddles and puns about body are clean and safe for children of all ages. Kids will laugh out loud when they hear these jokes about body! LoL!

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Showing all 15 body jokes for kids

Did you pick your nose?
What did the left hand say to the right hand?
What did the skeleton say to his girlfriend?
What do you find inside a clean nose?
What has a bottom at the top?
What has a head and a tail but no body?
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What nails do carpenters hate hammering?

More body jokes for kids below

What smells the best at dinner?
When does a bed grow longer?
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Who can shave six times a day, but still have a beard?
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Why did the foot smile?
Why did the skeleton cross the road?
Why didn't the skeleton dance?
Why was the nose feeling sad?
Why was the nose sad?

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