Here you will find great collection of funny, silly and corny body jokes for kids of all ages, teens and adults who do not want to grow up. This funny collection of friendly and good jokes, riddles and puns about body are clean and safe for children of all ages. Kids will laugh out loud when they hear these jokes about body! LoL!Back to People
Did you pick your nose?Answer: No, I was born with it!
What did the left hand say to the right hand?Answer: How you can be always right?
What did the skeleton say to his girlfriend?Answer: I love every bone in your body!
What do you find inside a clean nose?Answer: Fingerprints!
What has a bottom at the top?Answer: Your legs!
What has a head and a tail but no body?
What nails do carpenters hate hammering?Answer: Fingernails
What smells the best at dinner?Answer: Your nose!
When does a bed grow longer?
Who can shave six times a day, but still have a beard?
Why did the foot smile?Answer: He was toe happy.
Why did the skeleton cross the road?Answer: Because it had to go to the Body Shop!
Why didn't the skeleton dance?Answer: Because he had no body to dance with!
Why was the nose feeling sad?Answer: It was tired of getting picked on.
Why was the nose sad?Answer: Because it didn’t get picked!
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