Here you will find great collection of funny, silly and corny post office jokes for kids of all ages, teens and adults who do not want to grow up. This funny collection of friendly and good jokes, riddles and puns about post office are clean and safe for children of all ages. Kids will laugh out loud when they hear these jokes about post office! LoL!
Did you hear the one about the unstamped letter?Answer: You wouldn't get it.
How do you close an envelope under water?Answer: With a seal.
What do you get when you cross a dog with an elephant?Answer: A very nervous postman.
What has more letters than the alphabet?Answer: The post office.
What kind of mail does a superstar vampire get?Answer: Fang mail.
What language does the post office at Hogwarts speak?Answer: Parceltongue
What starts and ends with an E but contains only one letter?Answer: An envelope.
What starts with a P and ends with an E and has a million letters in it?Answer: The Post Office
What starts with E and ends with E, but only contains one letter?
What travels around the world but stays in one corner?
What word begins and ends with an ‘e’ but only has one letter?
Who sits in a corner and does nothing all day but somehow still travels the world?Answer: Stamps!
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