Here you will find great collection of funny, silly and corny water jokes for kids of all ages, teens and adults who do not want to grow up. This funny collection of friendly and good jokes, riddles and puns about water are clean and safe for children of all ages. Kids will laugh out loud when they hear these jokes about water! LoL!
How do you close an envelope under water?Answer: With a seal.
Water you doing in my house?
Today a man knocked on my door and asked for a small donation towards the local swimming pool. I gave him a glass of water.
What did one tidal pool say to the other tidal pool?Answer: Show me your mussels.
What do you call a hairy monster in a river?Answer: A weir-wolf!
What do you call an old snowman?Answer: Water!
What do you get when you pour hot water down a rabbit hole?Answer: Hot cross bunnies.
What happens if you throw a red sun hat in the water?Answer: It gets wet!
What happens when a leprechaun falls into a river?Answer: He gets wet!
What happens when a robot falls into muddy water?Answer: It gets wet and muddy!
What kind of bath can you take without water?
What kind of water cannot freeze?Answer: Hot water.
What letter is always wet?Answer: C
What runs but never walks?Answer: Water
When does the Arctic ocean have no water?Answer: When it’s on a map.
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