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How did Harry Potter clean up his floor in his room?Answer: With a broom stick!
How does Albus get into Hogwarts?Answer: Through the Dumble-door.
How does Harry Potter get down hills?Answer: J.K. Rowling!
How does Voldemort keep his breath fresh?Answer: Dementos!
How many wizards does it take to change a lightbulb?Answer: None – wizards don’t use electricity!
Harry up and let us in! The Dementors are coming!
You Know who?
Exactly. Avada Kedavra, Muggle!
You know who?
Exactly! AVADA KEDAVRA!
On a scale of 1 to 10, how obsessed am I with Harry Potter?Answer: 9 3/4!
What did the comedian say to Harry Potter?Answer: Why so Sirius?
What dinosaur would Harry Potter be?Answer: The Dinosorcerer
What do you call a gardener that has a beard?Answer: Hairy Potter.
What do you call a Hufflepuff with one brain cell?Answer: Gifted.
What do you call a monkey with a wand?Answer: Hairy Potter!
What does a wizard use to fill up his gas tank on the car?Answer: Expecto petroleum!
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