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Back to EntertainmentHow did Harry Potter clean up his floor in his room?Answer: With a broom stick!
How does Albus get into Hogwarts?Answer: Through the Dumble-door.
How does Harry Potter get down hills?Answer: J.K. Rowling!
How does Voldemort keep his breath fresh?Answer: Dementos!
How many wizards does it take to change a lightbulb?Answer: None – wizards don’t use electricity!
Knock, Knock!
Who's there?
Harry.
Harry who?
Harry up and let us in! The Dementors are coming!
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
You Know
You Know who?
Exactly. Avada Kedavra, Muggle!
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
You know.
You know who?
Exactly! AVADA KEDAVRA!
On a scale of 1 to 10, how obsessed am I with Harry Potter?Answer: 9 3/4!
What did the comedian say to Harry Potter?Answer: Why so Sirius?
What dinosaur would Harry Potter be?Answer: The Dinosorcerer
What do you call a gardener that has a beard?Answer: Hairy Potter.
What do you call a Hufflepuff with one brain cell?Answer: Gifted.
What do you call a monkey with a wand?Answer: Hairy Potter!
What does a wizard use to fill up his gas tank on the car?Answer: Expecto petroleum!
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