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Funny harry potter jokes

Here you will find great collection of funny, silly and corny harry potter jokes for kids of all ages, teens and adults who do not want to grow up. This funny collection of friendly and good jokes, riddles and puns about harry potter are clean and safe for children of all ages. Kids will laugh out loud when they hear these jokes about harry potter! LoL!

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How did Harry Potter clean up his floor in his room?
How does Albus get into Hogwarts?
How does Harry Potter get down hills?
How does Voldemort keep his breath fresh?
How many wizards does it take to change a lightbulb?
Knock, Knock!
Who's there?
Harry.
Harry who?
Harry up and let us in! The Dementors are coming!
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
You Know
You Know who?
Exactly. Avada Kedavra, Muggle!

More harry potter jokes for kids below

Knock, knock!
Who's there?
You know.
You know who?
Exactly! AVADA KEDAVRA!
On a scale of 1 to 10, how obsessed am I with Harry Potter?
What did the comedian say to Harry Potter?
What dinosaur would Harry Potter be?
What do you call a gardener that has a beard?
What do you call a Hufflepuff with one brain cell?
What do you call a monkey with a wand?
What does a wizard use to fill up his gas tank on the car?

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