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What day do chickens hate most?Answer: Fry-days!
What day do potatoes hate the most?Answer: Fry-day!
What day to chickens hate most?Answer: Fry-days!
What day to eggs hate the most?Answer: Fry-days!
What kind of bug hates Christmas?Answer: A humbug
What nails do carpenters hate hammering?Answer: Fingernails
What song do vampires hate?Answer: You are my sunshine!
Which month do soldiers hate most?Answer: The month of March!
Why do abcdefghijklmopqrstuvwxy & z hate hanging out with the letter n?Answer: Because n always has to be the center of attention.
Why do mother kangaroos hate rainy days?Answer: Because their kids have to play inside!
Why do skeletons hate the winter?Answer: Because the cold goes right through them.
Why do surfers eat cold food?Answer: Because they hate microwaves.
Why do trees hate tests?Answer: Because they get stumped by the questions.
Why do worms hate Fortnite?Answer: They're always being baited!
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