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Funny bedtime jokes

Here you will find great collection of funny, silly and corny bedtime jokes for kids of all ages, teens and adults who do not want to grow up. This funny collection of friendly and good jokes, riddles and puns about bedtime are clean and safe for children of all ages. Kids will laugh out loud when they hear these jokes about bedtime! LoL!

Do elephants snore?
How do you know if there's an elephant in your bed?
What animal goes to bed with it’s shoes on?
What did Bruce Wayne’s mommy put over his crib?
What did the Gingerbread Man put on his bed?
What did the little boy take his bicycle to bed with him?
What do scuba divers wear to bed?
What does my dog do when he goes to bed?
What is a ghost’s favourite bedtime story?
What should you do if you find a giant snake sleeping in your bed?
When does a bed grow longer?
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Where did Goldilocks fall asleep?
Where do library books like to sleep?
Where does a mermaid sleep?
Which letter is the laziest in the alphabet?

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