Here you will find great collection of funny, silly and corny bedtime jokes for kids of all ages, teens and adults who do not want to grow up. This funny collection of friendly and good jokes, riddles and puns about bedtime are clean and safe for children of all ages. Kids will laugh out loud when they hear these jokes about bedtime! LoL!
Do elephants snore?Answer: Only when they're asleep.
How do you know if there's an elephant in your bed?Answer: By the big E on his pyjamas.
What did Bruce Wayne’s mommy put over his crib?Answer: A bat mobile.
What did the Gingerbread Man put on his bed?Answer: A cookie sheet!
What did the little boy take his bicycle to bed with him?Answer: Because he didn’t want to walk in his sleep.
What do scuba divers wear to bed?Answer: A snore-kel!
What does my dog do when he goes to bed?Answer: He reads a bite-time story.
What is a ghost’s favourite bedtime story?Answer: Little Boo Peep!
What should you do if you find a giant snake sleeping in your bed?Answer: Sleep in the wardrobe!
When does a bed grow longer?
Where did Goldilocks fall asleep?Answer: At the Three Bores house!
Where do library books like to sleep?Answer: Under their covers!
Where does a mermaid sleep?Answer: A waterbed.
Which letter is the laziest in the alphabet?Answer: E, because it’s always in bed!
Why are flowers so lazy?Answer: Because they’re always in a bed.