Funny country jokes

Here you will find great collection of funny, silly and corny country jokes for kids of all ages, teens and adults who do not want to grow up. This funny collection of friendly and good jokes, riddles and puns about country are clean and safe for children of all ages. Kids will laugh out loud when they hear these jokes about country! LoL!

Showing all 23 country jokes for kids

How do sheep say Merry Christmas in Mexico?
How do you spot an Irish man in a car wash?
If dolphins lived on land, which country would they live in?
Knock, knock!
Who there?
Spain who?
Spain to have to keep knocking on this door!
What country did candy come from?
What do Australian Creepers use to hunt?
What do you call a nice french fry?

More country jokes for kids below

What do you call a silly wolf in Australia?
What do you call the Swiss president’s airplane?
What is the thirstiest frog in the world?
What nationality is Santa Claus?
What was the French cat’s favorite Valentine’s Day dessert?
Where did the sheep go to camping?
Where do LEGO people go on holiday?
Where do sharks go on vacation?
Where were the first French Fries made?
Which country is fastest?
Which country’s citizens have the nicest teeth?
Which English pop singer is most popular during Thanksgiving holiday?
Which Pokemon love to visit France?
Why do the French like to eat snails?
Why don’t you see penguins in Britain?
Why is England the wettest country?

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