Here you will find great collection of funny, silly and corny country jokes for kids of all ages, teens and adults who do not want to grow up. This funny collection of friendly and good jokes, riddles and puns about country are clean and safe for children of all ages. Kids will laugh out loud when they hear these jokes about country! LoL!
How do sheep say Merry Christmas in Mexico?Answer: Fleece Navidad!
How do you spot an Irish man in a car wash?Answer: He's the one on a motorbike.
If dolphins lived on land, which country would they live in?Answer: Finland
Knock, knock!
Who there?
Spain.
Spain who?
Spain to have to keep knocking on this door!
What country did candy come from?Answer: Sweeten
What do Australian Creepers use to hunt?Answer: BOOM-a-rangs
What do you call a nice french fry?Answer: A sweet potato!
What do you call a silly wolf in Australia?Answer: A dingo-ling
What do you call the Swiss president’s airplane?Answer: Tobler One.
What is the thirstiest frog in the world?Answer: The one who drinks Canada Dry!
What nationality is Santa Claus?Answer: North Polish
What was the French cat’s favorite Valentine’s Day dessert?Answer: Chocolate mousse.
Where did the sheep go to camping?Answer: The Baa-hamas!
Where do LEGO people go on holiday?Answer: The Czech RepuBRICK!
Where do sharks go on vacation?Answer: Fin-land.
Where were the first French Fries made?Answer: In Greece!
Which country is fastest?Answer: Russia
Which country’s citizens have the nicest teeth?Answer: Brussia
Which English pop singer is most popular during Thanksgiving holiday?Answer: Pumpkin Spice.
Which Pokemon love to visit France?Answer: Paras
Why do the French like to eat snails?Answer: Because they don't like fast food!
Why don’t you see penguins in Britain?Answer: Because they’re afraid of Wales.
Why is England the wettest country?Answer: The queen has reigned for years!
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