Here you will find great collection of funny, silly and corny car jokes for kids of all ages, teens and adults who do not want to grow up. This funny collection of friendly and good jokes, riddles and puns about car are clean and safe for children of all ages. Kids will laugh out loud when they hear these jokes about car! LoL!
How do you get four dragons into a car?Answer: Two in the front, two in the back.
What did the tornado say to the car?Answer: Fancy going for a spin?
What do you call a Ford Fiesta out of gas?Answer: A Ford Siesta!
What do you call a robot driving in a car?Answer: A Roadbot
What do you call a Spanish man who has lost his car?Answer: Carlos
What do you call a very fast llama?Answer: A Llamaghini!
What do you call it when a dinosaur gets in a car accident?Answer: Tyrannasaurus wreck!
What do you get when dinosaurs crash their cars?Answer: Tyrannosaurus wrecks!
What does a ghost do when he gets in the car?Answer: Puts his sheet belt on!
What does a wizard use to fill up his gas tank on the car?Answer: Expecto petroleum!
What does Dora the Explorer drive to a birthday party?Answer: A Ford Fiesta!
What happened to the frog’s car when his parking meter expired?Answer: It got toad!
What happened when the frog’s car broke down?Answer: He jump started it!
What is a detective’s ultimate car?Answer: A track-tor!
What kind of a car does a crazy man drive?Answer: A LOCOmotive.
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