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How do you brush Gyarados’s teeth?Answer: Very carefully.
How do you get to tooth island?Answer: The tooth ferry.
How do you know when it is too cold to picnic outside?Answer: You chip your tooth on your soup!
What do tooth fairies have on their phones?Answer: Bluetooth
What do you call a bear with no teeth?Answer: A gummy bear!
What do you call a dinosaur that takes care of its teeth?Answer: A Flossiraptor
What do you call nice trees without any teeth?Answer: Sweetgums
What does a dentist give a lion with a sore tooth?Answer: Anything it wants.
What is a dinosaur known for having great teeth?Answer: The Flossoraptor!
What musical instrument do you find in the bathroom?Answer: A tuba toothpaste!
What's the best thing to put into a pie?Answer: Your teeth!
What's the best thing to put into Christmas dinner?Answer: Your teeth!
What’s the best thing to put into a slice of apple pie?Answer: Your teeth.
What’s the best thing to put into pumpkin pie?Answer: Your teeth.
Which country’s citizens have the nicest teeth?Answer: Brussia
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