Here you will find great collection of funny, silly and corny dinner jokes for kids of all ages, teens and adults who do not want to grow up. This funny collection of friendly and good jokes, riddles and puns about dinner are clean and safe for children of all ages. Kids will laugh out loud when they hear these jokes about dinner! LoL!Back to Food
How do astronauts serve dinner?Answer: On flying saucers.
What are the two things you can’t have for breakfast?Answer: Lunch and dinner!
What did one plate say to the other plate?Answer: Dinner’s on me.
What did the skeleton order at the restaurant?Answer: Spare ribs
What did the skeleton order for dinner?Answer: Spare ribs!
What did Winnie The Pooh say after dinner?Answer: I'm stuffed.
What do ghosts eat for dinner?Answer: Spook-etti
What do Italian wizards like to eat?Answer: Spaghetti with sorcerer.
What do snowmen like to eat for dinner?Answer: Iceburgers!
What does a shark eat for dinner?Answer: Whatever it wants!
What does a skeleton say before dinner?Answer: Bone appetit!
What meal do astronauts eat after breakfast and before dinner?Answer: Launch…
What smells the best at dinner?Answer: Your nose!
What’s smaller than an ant’s mouth?Answer: An ant’s dinner!
Why didn’t the hockey player want to play for dinner?Answer: He was a cheapskate.
Why doesn’t Superman like to go out after dinner?Answer: He’s afraid of krypto-night.
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