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How did the winter squash pay for things?Answer: It used pumpkin bread.
How does a group of dolphins decide on something?Answer: Flipper coin!
How much is the moon worth?Answer: One dollar, because it has four quarters.
If money really did grow on trees, what would be everyone’s favorite season?
I knew you were a nut!
No thanks, but I’ll take a peanut.
What bank never has any money?
What did one penny say to another penny?Answer: We make cents.
What do dolphin use for money?Answer: Sand dollars!
What do leprechauns prefer dollar bills to coins?Answer: Because they’re green!
What fish costs the most?
What happens when your kids want to buy a tortoise?Answer: You shell out a lot of money.
What has a head and a tail but no body?
What kind of money do elves use?Answer: Jingle bills!
What kind of money do mermaids use?Answer: Sand dollars.
What kind of money do they use at the North Pole?Answer: Cold cash!
When a duck has no money, what does it tell the waiter?Answer: Put it on my bill!
Where can a fish borrow money?Answer: From a loan shark!
Where do bees keep their money?Answer: In a honey box
Where do snowmen keep their money?Answer: They keep it in snowbanks.
Where do vampires keep their money?Answer: The blood bank
Where do women dolphins keep their money?Answer: In their octopurse.
Where does a fish go to borrow money?Answer: The loan shark
Where does a mermaid keep her money?Answer: In the riverbank!
Where does a penguin keep its money?Answer: In a snow bank!
Who gave the dinosaurs a dollar whenever they lost a tooth?Answer: The Tooth Fairydactyl
Why did the clown eat his dollar bill?Answer: It was his lunch money.
Why did the farmer bury all his money?Answer: To make his soil rich!
Why did the gardener bury all her money?Answer: To make her soil rich.
Why did the man put his money in the freezer?Answer: He wanted cold hard cash!
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