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Funny money jokes

Here you will find great collection of funny, silly and corny money jokes for kids of all ages, teens and adults who do not want to grow up. This funny collection of friendly and good jokes, riddles and puns about money are clean and safe for children of all ages. Kids will laugh out loud when they hear these jokes about money! LoL!

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How did the winter squash pay for things?
How does a group of dolphins decide on something?
How much is the moon worth?
If money really did grow on trees, what would be everyone’s favorite season?
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Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Cash.
Cash who?
I knew you were a nut!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Cash.
Cash who?
No thanks, but I’ll take a peanut.
What bank never has any money?
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What did one penny say to another penny?
What do dolphin use for money?
What do leprechauns prefer dollar bills to coins?
What fish costs the most?
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What happens when your kids want to buy a tortoise?
What has a head and a tail but no body?
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What kind of money do elves use?
What kind of money do mermaids use?
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