Here you will find great collection of funny, silly and corny money jokes for kids of all ages, teens and adults who do not want to grow up. This funny collection of friendly and good jokes, riddles and puns about money are clean and safe for children of all ages. Kids will laugh out loud when they hear these jokes about money! LoL!Back to Building
How did the winter squash pay for things?Answer: It used pumpkin bread.
How does a group of dolphins decide on something?Answer: Flipper coin!
How much is the moon worth?Answer: One dollar, because it has four quarters.
If money really did grow on trees, what would be everyone’s favorite season?
I knew you were a nut!
No thanks, but I’ll take a peanut.
What bank never has any money?
What did one penny say to another penny?Answer: We make cents.
What do dolphin use for money?Answer: Sand dollars!
What do leprechauns prefer dollar bills to coins?Answer: Because they’re green!
What fish costs the most?
What happens when your kids want to buy a tortoise?Answer: You shell out a lot of money.
What has a head and a tail but no body?
What kind of money do elves use?Answer: Jingle bills!
What kind of money do mermaids use?Answer: Sand dollars.
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