Here you will find great collection of funny, silly and corny booger jokes for kids of all ages, teens and adults who do not want to grow up. This funny collection of friendly and good jokes, riddles and puns about booger are clean and safe for children of all ages. Kids will laugh out loud when they hear these jokes about booger! LoL!Back to Building
Did you pick your nose?Answer: No, I was born with it!
How do you get a Kleenex to dance?Answer: You put a little boogie in it.
How do you make a tissue dance?Answer: You put a boogie in it.
What did the booger say to the finger?Answer: Pick on someone your own size.
What do you call a skinny booger?Answer: Slim pickins.
What do you find inside a clean nose?Answer: Fingerprints!
What does a booger in love tell his girl friend?Answer: I’m stuck on you.
What is the difference between a plate and a booger?Answer: The plate is on the table, but the booger is under the table.
What is the difference between broccoli and boogers?Answer: Kids don’t eat broccoli!
What’s another name for a snail?Answer: A booger wearing a crash helmet.
Where does your nose go when it gets hungry?Answer: Booger King!
Why did the booger cross the road?Answer: Because he was being picked on.
Why did the ghost blow his nose?Answer: Because it was full of booo-gers!
Why did the man catch his nose?Answer: Because it was running
Why did the snowman tell his wife his birthday cake tasted like a booger cake?Answer: It was a carrot cake.
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