Funny booger jokes

Here you will find great collection of funny, silly and corny booger jokes for kids of all ages, teens and adults who do not want to grow up. This funny collection of friendly and good jokes, riddles and puns about booger are clean and safe for children of all ages. Kids will laugh out loud when they hear these jokes about booger! LoL!

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Showing all 17 booger jokes for kids

Did you pick your nose?
How do you get a Kleenex to dance?
How do you make a tissue dance?
What did the booger say to the finger?
What do you call a skinny booger?
What do you find inside a clean nose?
What does a booger in love tell his girl friend?

More booger jokes for kids below

What is the difference between a plate and a booger?
What is the difference between broccoli and boogers?
What’s another name for a snail?
Where does your nose go when it gets hungry?
Why did the booger cross the road?
Why did the ghost blow his nose?
Why did the man catch his nose?
Why did the snowman tell his wife his birthday cake tasted like a booger cake?
Why don’t snowmen like carrot cake?
Why was the nose sad?

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