Here you will find great collection of funny, silly and corny phone jokes for kids of all ages, teens and adults who do not want to grow up. This funny collection of friendly and good jokes, riddles and puns about phone are clean and safe for children of all ages. Kids will laugh out loud when they hear these jokes about phone! LoL!
How did the mobile phone propose to his girlfriend?Answer: He gave her a ring.
How did the telephone propose to his girlfriend?Answer: It gave her a ring!
How did the telephone propose to the lady?Answer: It gave her a ring!
How do clams call their friends?Answer: On their shell phones!
How do fall leaves get from place to place?Answer: With autumn-mobiles.
How do trees contact one another?Answer: By teleafone
How does a skeleton call his friends?Answer: On the tele-bone.
How does the biologist like to communicate?Answer: With his cell phone!
What do kids play when they can’t play with a phone?Answer: Bored games.
What do tooth fairies have on their phones?Answer: Bluetooth
What do turtles use to communicate?Answer: A shellphone!
What kind of phone does a mermaid use?Answer: A shell phone!
What’s my IPhone without me?Answer: Phone
Why are dogs like phones?Answer: Because they have collar IDs!
Why couldn't the mummy answer the phone?Answer: She was tied up.
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