Here you will find great collection of funny, silly and corny mermaid jokes for kids of all ages, teens and adults who do not want to grow up. This funny collection of friendly and good jokes, riddles and puns about mermaid are clean and safe for children of all ages. Kids will laugh out loud when they hear these jokes about mermaid! LoL!
How did the octopus make the mermaid laugh?Answer: Ten tickles.
How does a mermaid make friends with a dolphin?Answer: On porpoise!
What did the mermaid said to the merman?Answer: Sea you later
What did the mermaid say to the merman who wouldn't share his cake with anyone?Answer: You are so shell-fish!
What did the sea say to the Little Mermaid?Answer: Nothing, it just waved!
What does a mermaid wear to math class?Answer: An algae-bra, naturally.
What does a mermaid wear to maths class?Answer: An alge-bra.
What is a mermaid’s favorite TV show?Answer: Whale of Fortune!
What kind of phone does a mermaid use?Answer: A shell phone!
What part of a mermaid weighs the most?Answer: The scales.
Where did the fisherman and mermaid meet?Answer: On line!
Where do mermaids see movies?Answer: At the dive-in!
Where does a mermaid keep her money?Answer: In the riverbank!
Where does a mermaid sleep?Answer: A waterbed.
Who keeps the ocean clean?Answer: The mermaid
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