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Funny mermaid jokes

Here you will find great collection of funny, silly and corny mermaid jokes for kids of all ages, teens and adults who do not want to grow up. This funny collection of friendly and good jokes, riddles and puns about mermaid are clean and safe for children of all ages. Kids will laugh out loud when they hear these jokes about mermaid! LoL!

How did the octopus make the mermaid laugh?
How does a mermaid make friends with a dolphin?
What did the mermaid said to the merman?
What did the sea say to the Little Mermaid?
What does a mermaid wear to math class?
What does a mermaid wear to maths class?
What is a mermaid’s favorite TV show?
What kind of phone does a mermaid use?
What part of a mermaid weighs the most?
Where did the fisherman and mermaid meet?
Where do mermaids see movies?
Where does a mermaid keep her money?
Where does a mermaid sleep?
Who keeps the ocean clean?
Why did the Little Mermaid look the other way?

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