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Funny train jokes

Here you will find great collection of funny, silly and corny train jokes for kids of all ages, teens and adults who do not want to grow up. This funny collection of friendly and good jokes, riddles and puns about train are clean and safe for children of all ages. Kids will laugh out loud when they hear these jokes about train! LoL!

How can you tell a train just went by?
How did the locomotive get so good at it’s job?
How do locomotives hear?
How do you find a missing train?
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Quintus.
Quintus who?
Quintus the next train arrive?
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Wenceslas.
Wenceslas who?
Wenceslas train home?
What do you call a locomotive with a cold?
What do you call a pretend railway?
What do you call a train loaded with bubble gum?
What do you call a train that eats toffee?
What do you call a train that sneezes?
What happened to the man that took the 5 o’clock train home?
What is as big as a steam locomotive, but weighs nothing?
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What kind of a car does a crazy man drive?
When does a rabbit go exactly as fast as a train?

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