Here you will find great collection of funny, silly and corny train jokes for kids of all ages, teens and adults who do not want to grow up. This funny collection of friendly and good jokes, riddles and puns about train are clean and safe for children of all ages. Kids will laugh out loud when they hear these jokes about train! LoL!
How can you tell a train just went by?Answer: You can see it’s tracks!
How did the locomotive get so good at it’s job?Answer: Training
How do locomotives hear?Answer: Through the engineers!
How do you find a missing train?Answer: Follow the tracks.
Quintus the next train arrive?
Wenceslas train home?
What do you call a locomotive with a cold?Answer: Achoo achoo train.
What do you call a pretend railway?Answer: A play station
What do you call a train loaded with bubble gum?Answer: A chew-chew train.
What do you call a train that eats toffee?Answer: A chew, chew train.
What do you call a train that sneezes?Answer: Achoo-choo train.
What happened to the man that took the 5 o’clock train home?Answer: He had to give it back!
What is as big as a steam locomotive, but weighs nothing?
What kind of a car does a crazy man drive?Answer: A LOCOmotive.
When does a rabbit go exactly as fast as a train?Answer: When it’s on the train.
Do you have a funny joke about train that you would like to share? Click here to submit your joke!
Bookmark this site and come back tomorrow for more great jokes for kids.