Here you will find great collection of funny, silly and corny rabbit jokes for kids of all ages, teens and adults who do not want to grow up. This funny collection of friendly and good jokes, riddles and puns about rabbit are clean and safe for children of all ages. Kids will laugh out loud when they hear these jokes about rabbit! LoL!Back to Animal
Did you hear about the rich rabbit?Answer: He was a millionhare!
How can you tell which rabbits are getting old?Answer: Look for the grey hares
How do bunnies stay fit?Answer: Hare-robics.
How do rabbits travel?Answer: By hareplane.
How do you know carrots are good for your eyes?Answer: Because you never see rabbits wearing glasses!
How does the Easter Bunny keep his fur shiny?Answer: With hare spray!
How does the Easter Bunny stay fit?Answer: Egg-xercise!
What did the carrot say to the rabbit?Answer: Do you want to grab a bite?
What did the rabbit say to the carrot?Answer: It’s been nice gnawing you!
What do bunnies do when they get married?Answer: Go on a bunnymoon!
What do bunnies like to do at the mall?Answer: Shop ‘til they hop.
What do rabbits do after their wedding?Answer: Go on their bunny moon!
What do rabbits have that nothing else in the world has?Answer: Baby rabbits.
What do rabbits put in their computers?Answer: Hoppy disks!
What do rabbits sing at birthday parties?Answer: Hoppy birthday to you…
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