Here you will find great collection of funny, silly and corny rabbit jokes for kids of all ages, teens and adults who do not want to grow up. This funny collection of friendly and good jokes, riddles and puns about rabbit are clean and safe for children of all ages. Kids will laugh out loud when they hear these jokes about rabbit! LoL!Back to Animal
Did you hear about the rich rabbit?Answer: He was a millionhare!
How can you tell which rabbits are getting old?Answer: Look for the grey hares
How do bunnies stay fit?Answer: Hare-robics.
How do rabbits travel?Answer: By hareplane.
How do you know carrots are good for your eyes?Answer: Because you never see rabbits wearing glasses!
How does the Easter Bunny keep his fur shiny?Answer: With hare spray!
How does the Easter Bunny stay fit?Answer: Egg-xercise!
What did the carrot say to the rabbit?Answer: Do you want to grab a bite?
What did the rabbit say to the carrot?Answer: It’s been nice gnawing you!
What do bunnies do when they get married?Answer: Go on a bunnymoon!
What do bunnies like to do at the mall?Answer: Shop ‘til they hop.
What do rabbits do after their wedding?Answer: Go on their bunny moon!
What do rabbits have that nothing else in the world has?Answer: Baby rabbits.
What do rabbits put in their computers?Answer: Hoppy disks!
What do rabbits sing at birthday parties?Answer: Hoppy birthday to you…
What do you call a rabbit that tells good jokes?Answer: A funny bunny!
What do you call a rabbit who is angry over gettting burnt?Answer: A hot cross bunny
What do you call a rabbit with fleas?Answer: Bugs Bunny!
What do you call a very rich bunny?Answer: Billion-hare.
What do you get if you cross a rabbit and a flea?Answer: Bugs Bunny!
What do you get if you cross a rabbit with an insect?Answer: Bugs bunny.
What do you get if you cross an insect with a rabbit?Answer: Bugs bunny!
What do you get when you cross a frog and a bunny?Answer: A ribbit
What do you get when you cross a toad with a rabbit?Answer: A bunny ribbit.
What do you get when you cross rabbit with Winnie the Pooh?Answer: A honey bunny.
What do you get when you pour hot water down a rabbit hole?Answer: Hot cross bunnies.
What happened when the Easter Bunny met the rabbit of his dreams?Answer: They lived hoppily ever after!
What is a bunny’s motto?Answer: Don’t be mad, be hoppy!
What kind of beans grow in the Easter Bunny’s garden?Answer: Jelly beans!
What kind of books do rabbits like to read?Answer: Stories with hoppy endings.
What kind of music do bunnies like?Answer: Hip Hop.
What stories does the Easter Bunny like best?Answer: The ones with happy eggings!
What was the rabbit’s favorite dance?Answer: The bunny hop.
What’s invisible and smells like carrots?Answer: Bunny farts
When does a rabbit go exactly as fast as a train?Answer: When it’s on the train.
Where did the Easter Bunny learn how to ski?Answer: The bunny hill.
Why did the bunny cross the road?Answer: He wanted to prove he could hip hop!
Why did the bunny like the action movie?Answer: It was hare-raising.
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