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Funny sneeze jokes

Here you will find great collection of funny, silly and corny sneeze jokes for kids of all ages, teens and adults who do not want to grow up. This funny collection of friendly and good jokes, riddles and puns about sneeze are clean and safe for children of all ages. Kids will laugh out loud when they hear these jokes about sneeze! LoL!

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Showing jokes 1 to 15 of 17 sneeze jokes for kids

How do Germans sneeze?
How do you get a Kleenex to dance?
How does a ghost sneeze?
How is a drum solo like a sneeze?
What did The Count say before he sneezed?
What do you call a locomotive with a cold?
What do you call a train that sneezes?

More sneeze jokes for kids below

What does Winnie say when he sneezes?
What should you do when a dinosaur sneezes?
What sound does a nut make when it sneezes?
What's made of leather and sounds like a sneeze?
What's the best thing to do if an elephant sneezes?
Why did the computer keep sneezing?
Why did the computer sneeze?
Why do fish live in saltwater?

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