Here you will find great collection of funny, silly and corny candy jokes for kids of all ages, teens and adults who do not want to grow up. This funny collection of friendly and good jokes, riddles and puns about candy are clean and safe for children of all ages. Kids will laugh out loud when they hear these jokes about candy! LoL!
Have you tried the new Donald Trump Candy Bar?Answer: It's incredibly rich but has no taste!
What candy do you eat on the playground?Answer: Recess pieces.
What country did candy come from?Answer: Sweeten
What dessert did the mommy cat get after her Mother’s Day dinner?Answer: Chocolate Mouse
What do you call a bear with no teeth?Answer: A gummy bear!
What do you call a sheep covered in chocolate?Answer: A chocolate baa
What do you call a train loaded with bubble gum?Answer: A chew-chew train.
What do you call a train that eats toffee?Answer: A chew, chew train.
What do you call candy that was stolen?Answer: Hot chocolate!
What do you call the Swiss president’s airplane?Answer: Tobler One.
What does Bigfoot say when he ask for candy?Answer: Trick-or-feet
What happened to the man who only ate Skittles?Answer: He farted rainbows.
What is a spaceman’s favorite chocolate?Answer: A marsbar!
What is an astronauts favorite chocolate?Answer: A marsbar!
What is red, white, and blue over winter break?Answer: A sad candy cane.
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