Funny candy jokes

Here you will find great collection of funny, silly and corny candy jokes for kids of all ages, teens and adults who do not want to grow up. This funny collection of friendly and good jokes, riddles and puns about candy are clean and safe for children of all ages. Kids will laugh out loud when they hear these jokes about candy! LoL!

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Have you tried the new Donald Trump Candy Bar?
What candies do you find at school?
What candy do you eat on the playground?
What contry did candy come from?
What country did candy come from?
What dessert did the mommy cat get after her Mother’s Day dinner?
What do you call a bear with no teeth?

More candy jokes for kids below

What do you call a sheep covered in chocolate?
What do you call a train loaded with bubble gum?
What do you call a train that eats toffee?
What do you call candy that was stolen?
What do you call the Swiss president’s airplane?
What does Bigfoot say when he ask for candy?
What happened to the man who only ate Skittles?
What is a spaceman’s favorite chocolate?
What is an astronauts favorite chocolate?
What is red, white, and blue over winter break?
What is Roo’s favorite candy?
What kind of beans grow in the Easter Bunny’s garden?
What type of candy is never on time?
What was Buzz Aldrin’s favorite chocolate?
What's an aliens favorite candy?
What’s a dentist’s worst nightmare?
What’s a snowman’s favorite candy?
What’s the most popular sweet at the North Pole?
Why did the boy put candy under his pillow?
Why did the bubblegum cross the road?
Why did the jellybean go to school?
Why did the Smartie go to school?

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