Funny boat jokes

Here you will find great collection of funny, silly and corny boat jokes for kids of all ages, teens and adults who do not want to grow up. This funny collection of friendly and good jokes, riddles and puns about boat are clean and safe for children of all ages. Kids will laugh out loud when they hear these jokes about boat! LoL!

Showing all 13 boat jokes for kids

How do you get to tooth island?
If Apple was a pirate ship, what would their sailors wear?
What did the boat say when he was not feeling well?
What do sea monsters eat?
What do you call a snail on a ship?
What does Moby Dick like to eat?
What is a sea monsters favorite snack?

More boat jokes for kids below

What ship are Tigger, Pooh, Piglet, Owl, Rabbit, Gopher, and Christopher Robin sailing on?
What's red, white, blue and green?
Where do ghosts like to boat on vacation?
Where does a ship go when it’s not feeling well?
Who built the ark?
Why was the mermaid embarrassed?

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