Here you will find great collection of funny, silly and corny fish jokes for kids of all ages, teens and adults who do not want to grow up. This funny collection of friendly and good jokes, riddles and puns about fish are clean and safe for children of all ages. Kids will laugh out loud when they hear these jokes about fish! LoL!Back to Animal
How do you catch a whole school of fish?Answer: With bookworms.
How does a computer catch fish?Answer: With its internet.
What are the smartest animals?Answer: Fish, because they stay in schools.
What did one crab say to the other crab?Answer: Stop acting so shellfish!
What did the fish say when he bumped into a concrete wall?Answer: Dam!
What do sardines call submarines?Answer: Cans full of people.
What do sea monsters eat?Answer: Fish and ships!
What do you call a fish with no eye?Answer: Fsh
What does a librarian take fishing?Answer: Bookworms
What does a shark like to eat with peanut butter?Answer: Jellyfish!
What does Moby Dick like to eat?Answer: Fish and ships
What fish costs the most?
What fish swims only at night?Answer: A starfish
What is the best way to communicate with a fish?Answer: Drop it a line!
What is the difference between a guitar and a fish?Answer: You can't tuna fish!
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