Here you will find great collection of funny, silly and corny fish jokes for kids of all ages, teens and adults who do not want to grow up. This funny collection of friendly and good jokes, riddles and puns about fish are clean and safe for children of all ages. Kids will laugh out loud when they hear these jokes about fish! LoL!Back to Animal
How do you catch a whole school of fish?Answer: With bookworms.
How does a computer catch fish?Answer: With its internet.
What are the smartest animals?Answer: Fish, because they stay in schools.
What did one crab say to the other crab?Answer: Stop acting so shellfish!
What did the fish say when he bumped into a concrete wall?Answer: Dam!
What do sardines call submarines?Answer: Cans full of people.
What do sea monsters eat?Answer: Fish and ships!
What do you call a fish with no eye?Answer: Fsh
What does a librarian take fishing?Answer: Bookworms
What does a shark like to eat with peanut butter?Answer: Jellyfish!
What does Moby Dick like to eat?Answer: Fish and ships
What fish costs the most?
What fish swims only at night?Answer: A starfish
What is a fish’s favorite subject?Answer: Algaebra
What is the best way to communicate with a fish?Answer: Drop it a line!
What is the difference between a guitar and a fish?Answer: You can't tuna fish!
What kind of fish do Penguins catch at night?Answer: Starfish
What kind of fish goes great with peanut butter?Answer: Jellyfish
What kind of photos does a turtle take?Answer: Slowfies
What's the best kind of sandwich for the beach?Answer: Peanut butter and jellyfish.
What's the difference between a guitar and a fish?Answer: You can't tuna fish.
What’s the most expensive kind of fish?Answer: A gold-fish!
Where do goldfish go on vacation?Answer: Around the globe!
Where do little fish go every morning?Answer: To plaice school
Where does a fish go to borrow money?Answer: The loan shark
Which fish go to heaven when they die?Answer: Angelfish!
Who granted the fish a wish?Answer: The fairy codmother.
Why are fish never good tennis players?Answer: They don't like getting close to the net.
Why are there fish at the bottom of the sea?Answer: Because they dropped out of school.
Why did the detectives show up at the concert at the beach?Answer: Something fishy was going on.
Why did the fish have a bad report card?Answer: Because all of his grades were under “C”.
Why didn’t Noah ever go fishing?Answer: He only had two worms.
Why do fish live in saltwater?Answer: Because pepper makes them sneeze!
Why do penguins carry fish in their beaks?Answer: Because they don't have any pockets!
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