Funny fish jokes

Here you will find great collection of funny, silly and corny fish jokes for kids of all ages, teens and adults who do not want to grow up. This funny collection of friendly and good jokes, riddles and puns about fish are clean and safe for children of all ages. Kids will laugh out loud when they hear these jokes about fish! LoL!

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How do you catch a whole school of fish?
How does a computer catch fish?
What are the smartest animals?
What did one crab say to the other crab?
What did the fish say when he bumped into a concrete wall?
What do sardines call submarines?
What do sea monsters eat?

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What do you call a fish with no eye?
What does a librarian take fishing?
What does a shark like to eat with peanut butter?
What does Moby Dick like to eat?
What fish costs the most?
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What fish swims only at night?
What is a fish’s favorite subject?
What is the best way to communicate with a fish?
What is the difference between a guitar and a fish?
What kind of fish do Penguins catch at night?
What kind of fish goes great with peanut butter?
What kind of photos does a turtle take?
What's the best kind of sandwich for the beach?
What's the difference between a guitar and a fish?
What’s the most expensive kind of fish?
Where do goldfish go on vacation?
Where do little fish go every morning?
Where does a fish go to borrow money?
Which fish go to heaven when they die?
Who granted the fish a wish?
Why are fish never good tennis players?
Why are there fish at the bottom of the sea?
Why did the detectives show up at the concert at the beach?
Why did the fish have a bad report card?
Why didn’t Noah ever go fishing?
Why do fish live in saltwater?
Why do penguins carry fish in their beaks?

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