Funny fish jokes

Here you will find great collection of funny, silly and corny fish jokes for kids of all ages, teens and adults who do not want to grow up. This funny collection of friendly and good jokes, riddles and puns about fish are clean and safe for children of all ages. Kids will laugh out loud when they hear these jokes about fish! LoL!

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How do you catch a whole school of fish?
How does a computer catch fish?
What are the smartest animals?
What did one crab say to the other crab?
What did the fish say when he bumped into a concrete wall?
What do sardines call submarines?
What do sea monsters eat?

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What do you call a fish with no eye?
What does a librarian take fishing?
What does a shark like to eat with peanut butter?
What does Moby Dick like to eat?
What fish costs the most?
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What fish swims only at night?
What is a fish’s favorite subject?
What is the best way to communicate with a fish?

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