Funny beach jokes

Here you will find great collection of funny, silly and corny beach jokes for kids of all ages, teens and adults who do not want to grow up. This funny collection of friendly and good jokes, riddles and puns about beach are clean and safe for children of all ages. Kids will laugh out loud when they hear these jokes about beach! LoL!

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Showing all 19 beach jokes for kids

What did the beach say to the tide when in came in?
What did the ocean say when it saw the beach?
What did the tree wear at the beach?
What do pigs bring to the beach?
What do turtles, eggs, and beaches all have?
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What do you call a cat who lives at the beach?
What do you call a labrador at the beach in August?

More beach jokes for kids below

What do you call a pumpkin that works at the beach?
What do you call a witch that lives at the beach?
What does Sonic the Hedgehog wear when he goes to the beach?
What is the best day to go to the beach?
What's the best day to go to the beach?
What's the best kind of sandwich for the beach?
Where do squirrels go during the summer?
Who is the ruler of the beach?
Why did the detectives show up at the concert at the beach?
Why didn’t the poodle want to go to the beach?
Why do people swim at salt water beaches?
Why was the detective at the beach?

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