Here you will find great collection of funny, silly and corny sandwich jokes for kids of all ages, teens and adults who do not want to grow up. This funny collection of friendly and good jokes, riddles and puns about sandwich are clean and safe for children of all ages. Kids will laugh out loud when they hear these jokes about sandwich! LoL!
How do you make toast in the jungle?Answer: Put it under a Grilla.
What did the bully have for lunch?Answer: He had a knuckle sandwich!
What did the witch have for snack at the beach??Answer: A sandwich.
What do elves make sandwiches with?Answer: Shortbread
What do Haunters eat for lunch?Answer: Boo-logna sandwiches
What do you call a witch at the beach?Answer: A sandwich.
What do you call a witch that lives at the beach?Answer: A sand witch!
What is a Sea Turtles favorite sandwich?Answer: Peanut butter and jellyfish.
What kind of bread do elves make sandwiches with?Answer: Why, shortbread of course!
What's the best kind of sandwich for the beach?Answer: Peanut butter and jellyfish.
Who is the ruler of the beach?Answer: The Sand-witch!
Why don't you starve in a desert?Answer: Because of all the 'sand which is' there.
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