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Funny sickness jokes

Here you will find great collection of funny, silly and corny sickness jokes for kids of all ages, teens and adults who do not want to grow up. This funny collection of friendly and good jokes, riddles and puns about sickness are clean and safe for children of all ages. Kids will laugh out loud when they hear these jokes about sickness! LoL!

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How can you tell if a vampire has a cold?
Knock, knock!
Who’s There?
Ash.
Ash who?
Bless you!
What did the doctor say to the man who got sick at the airport?
What do you call a cold penguin?
What do you give a sick lemon?
What do you give a sick penguin?
What do you give to a sick citrus tree?

More sickness jokes for kids below

What does a mountain say when it's sick?
What does a spy do when he gets cold?
What happens to hippos who get too cold?
What medicine would you give an ill ant?
What should you do when a dinosaur sneezes?
What sickness does a martial artist have?
What's red, white, blue and green?
Where did the duck go when he felt sick?

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