Here you will find great collection of funny, silly and corny sickness jokes for kids of all ages, teens and adults who do not want to grow up. This funny collection of friendly and good jokes, riddles and puns about sickness are clean and safe for children of all ages. Kids will laugh out loud when they hear these jokes about sickness! LoL!Back to Building
How can you tell if a vampire has a cold?Answer: He starts coffin!
What did the doctor say to the man who got sick at the airport?Answer: It’s a terminal illness
What do you call a cold penguin?Answer: A Brrr-d.
What do you give a sick lemon?Answer: Lemon aid!
What do you give a sick penguin?Answer: Tweetment
What do you give to a sick citrus tree?Answer: Lemon aid.
What does a mountain say when it's sick?Answer: I'm feeling hill
What does a spy do when he gets cold?Answer: He goes undercover.
What happens to hippos who get too cold?Answer: They get hippothermia.
What medicine would you give an ill ant?Answer: Antibiotics!
What should you do when a dinosaur sneezes?Answer: Get out of the way!
What sickness does a martial artist have?Answer: Kung FLU!
What's red, white, blue and green?Answer: A seasick Uncle Sam.
Where did the duck go when he felt sick?Answer: To his ducktor.
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