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How do you catch a monkey?Answer: Climb a tree and act like a banana.
What did the banana say to the cat?Answer: Nothing. Bananas can’t talk!
What did the monkey say to the banana?Answer: Your Appealing
What do you call a banana that likes to dance?Answer: A banana shake!
What do you call a monkey with a banana in each ear?Answer: Anything you want… he can’t hear you!
What key spends most of it’s time in the tree eating bananas?Answer: A monkey!
What kind of pie is Curious George’s favorite?Answer: Banana cream pie.
What type of key opens a banana?Answer: A mon-key!
What’s invisible and smells like bananas?Answer: A fart of a monkey.
What’s invisible and smells of bananas?Answer: Monkey breath!
What’s the difference between elephants and bananas?Answer: Bananas are yellow.
When do you know a banana wants to dance?Answer: When you see a banana shake!
Why aren't bananas ever lonely?Answer: Because they come in bunches!
Why did the banana go to the doctor?Answer: Because it wasn't peeling well.
Why did the banana go to the hospital?Answer: He was peeling really bad.
Why did the banana wear sunscreen?Answer: He didn't want to peel!
Why did the wizard wear a yellow robe to the Halloween party?Answer: He was going as a banana!
Why do bananas use sun cream?Answer: Because they peel easily
Why were the apple and the orange all alone?Answer: Because the banana split
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