Funny banana jokes

Here you will find great collection of funny, silly and corny banana jokes for kids of all ages, teens and adults who do not want to grow up. This funny collection of friendly and good jokes, riddles and puns about banana are clean and safe for children of all ages. Kids will laugh out loud when they hear these jokes about banana! LoL!

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How do you catch a monkey?
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Banana who?
Banana split!
What did the banana say to the cat?
What did the monkey say to the banana?
What do you call a banana that likes to dance?
What do you call a monkey with a banana in each ear?
What key spends most of it’s time in the tree eating bananas?

More banana jokes for kids below

What kind of pie is Curious George’s favorite?
What type of key opens a banana?
What’s invisible and smells like bananas?
What’s invisible and smells of bananas?
What’s the difference between elephants and bananas?
When do you know a banana wants to dance?
Why aren't bananas ever lonely?
Why did the banana go to the doctor?
Why did the banana go to the hospital?
Why did the banana wear sunscreen?
Why did the wizard wear a yellow robe to the Halloween party?
Why do bananas use sun cream?
Why were the apple and the orange all alone?

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