Here you will find great collection of funny, silly and corny bicycle jokes for kids of all ages, teens and adults who do not want to grow up. This funny collection of friendly and good jokes, riddles and puns about bicycle are clean and safe for children of all ages. Kids will laugh out loud when they hear these jokes about bicycle! LoL!
Do you know what is the hardest part of learning to ride a bike?Answer: The pavement.
How does a snowman get to work?Answer: By icicle
What did the bicycle call its dad?Answer: Pop-cycle
What did the little boy take his bicycle to bed with him?Answer: Because he didn’t want to walk in his sleep.
What do you get if you cross a bike and a flower?Answer: Bicycle petals!
Why can’t a bicycle stand up on its own?Answer: Because it’s two tired!
Why can’t an elephant ride a bicycle?Answer: Because he doesn’t have a thumb to ring the bell.
Why couldn't Cinderella win the bicycle race?Answer: She has a pumpkin for a coach!
Why couldn't the bicycle stand up?Answer: Because it was two tired!
Why do bicycles fall asleep?Answer: Because they’re tired.