Here you will find great collection of funny, silly and corny karate jokes for kids of all ages, teens and adults who do not want to grow up. This funny collection of friendly and good jokes, riddles and puns about karate are clean and safe for children of all ages. Kids will laugh out loud when they hear these jokes about karate! LoL!
What do you call a pig that does karate?Answer: Pork chop!
What sickness does a martial artist have?Answer: Kung FLU!
What's a Vegetable's favourite martial art?Answer: Carrotee
What’s a pig’s best karate move?Answer: The pork chop!
Why is Santa good at karate?Answer: He has a black belt.
Why is Santa so good at karate?Answer: Because he has a black belt!
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