Here you will find great collection of funny, silly and corny tennis jokes for kids of all ages, teens and adults who do not want to grow up. This funny collection of friendly and good jokes, riddles and puns about tennis are clean and safe for children of all ages. Kids will laugh out loud when they hear these jokes about tennis! LoL!
How do you play quiet tennis?Answer: It's like regular tennis but without the racket.
What can you serve but should never eat?Answer: A tennis ball.
What did one tennis ball say to the other tennis ball?Answer: See you round...
What do a dentist and a tennis coach have in common?Answer: They both use drills!
What do you serve but not eat?Answer: A Tennis Ball.
What is a waiter’s favorite sport?Answer: Tennis, because they know how to serve.
What's a horse's favorite sport?Answer: Stable tennis.
Where do ghosts play tennis?Answer: On a tennis corpse!
Which state is famous for tennis?Answer: Tennis-see!
Why are fish never good tennis players?Answer: They don't like getting close to the net.
Why are spiders great tennis players?Answer: Cause they have great topspin.
Why do elephants wear green tennis shoes?Answer: To hide in the tall, tall grass.
Why don’t dolphins play tennis?Answer: Because they’re afraid of the net.
Why should you never fall for a tennis player?Answer: Because love means nothing to them!
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