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Funny tennis jokes

Here you will find great collection of funny, silly and corny tennis jokes for kids of all ages, teens and adults who do not want to grow up. This funny collection of friendly and good jokes, riddles and puns about tennis are clean and safe for children of all ages. Kids will laugh out loud when they hear these jokes about tennis! LoL!

How do you play quiet tennis?
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Tennis.
Tennis who?
Tennis-see
What can you serve but should never eat?
What did one tennis ball say to the other tennis ball?
What do a dentist and a tennis coach have in common?
What do you serve but not eat?
What is a waiter’s favorite sport?
What's a horse's favorite sport?
Where do ghosts play tennis?
Which state is famous for tennis?
Why are fish never good tennis players?
Why are spiders great tennis players?
Why do elephants wear green tennis shoes?
Why don’t dolphins play tennis?
Why should you never fall for a tennis player?

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